|Originally posted by Settimo |
just smoked a whole bunch of weed and i wrote you a story
Just after I took a leap of faith into the swans swimming pool, I decided to sink my thoughts through the cars trunk.
Only after the fact I was able to float inside the bubble of cloudy material, which was by the way a cloud of molten plasma, eating my entire body until I was a sea turtle.
I drifted through the thoughts of turkey, only to burn into a albino pigeon,
I flapped furiously into the fire which melted my wings and morphed me a rat.
You're on that good shit, ey?
|Originally posted by AustralianGQ|
im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you