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K-FED is the SHIT
Don't forget to go out and get K-Fed's new album,
| quote: | | Listening to this soon-to-be 9x platinum album has made me a better person. Kevin Federline's lyrical skills make Nas sound like Helen Keller with Post-Concussion Syndrome. An album of this nature only comes along once every Hale-Bopp. The youth of America will need to reevaluate their lives immediately because nothing they will ever do will stand up to this monumental human achievement. Men, keep your sisters, mothers, and spouses away at all costs--even the droned bass and subtle, yet characteristic hi-hat from the album's bonus track, "Middle Finger" will cause instantaneous aural orgasm and widespread infidelity. The album has its fair share of club bangers and panty droppers, but it is the album's politically-tinged track, "Dance with a Pimp" that takes center stage. It is a scathing critique of Latin American authoritarian regimes and an indictment of United States foreign policy. Not since Rawls has an American so eloquently identified the key tenants to the abstract notions of justice and liberty. The raw emotion and unadulterated passion in K-Fed's voice prompted my roommate to touch himself upon first listen as tears rolled down his face. In closing, there is no reason for anyone to ever release another CD ever again. Music has met its match and his name is God, I mean Kevin. |
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the song at the 15 minute mark would be cosmic gate - should've known. glad you liked it 
