|Originally posted by Yoepus |
It does. Look at Shaka and Opus, they're abouts your age and they're married. Look at you, you are hanging out with, and I quote, "gay friends".
My age??? Opus has got at least 6 or 7 years on me! He's one foot in the grave practically! Shakka's never mentioned his age ... which means he's probably older than Opus if that's even possible! But yea I do hang out with some gay friends. For example: my friend was dating this hot, older (late 20s) chick who was loaded. She bought him gifts and stuff, took him out to dinner, was a good lay, the proverbial sugar momma. And what did he do??? He broke up with her because apparentely she was "evil" and "mean" (to others not him)!!!! So gay ...
Anyway drunk posts are fun.
Do you want to make a monetary wager on my "casting aside [of] the oppresive veil of secrecy" by year's end? Come on lets wager, $2000 no?! $10,000 than. This looks like a good investment opprotunity, err I mean gambling.
Careful ... I do well with these types of bets. My college roomate began to hate his gf who was extremely needy. He had already broken up with her once before and gotten back together. So anyway, he was going to break up with her again, and I made a bet with him for a case of beer that he would be back together with her in less than a month. I got my case of beer 2 weeks into the bet .
By the way, my mom is a state department nurse, and she just gave condoleeza a colonoscopy and a mammogram. Picturing the event in my mind scared the bejeesus out of me so I thought i'd share .