|Originally posted by MisterOpus1 |
What the fuck, man? My drunk, unintelligible gurgle of a post led to this sticky? Serves me right, I guess.
Hey, before I screw my boss over and quit in a month or so, me and the Mrs. are gonna take a week off to Puerto Vallarta. Anyone been there? If so, got any good eats, good drinking holes, good fishin' boats, etc. to recommend?
Yeah, Puerto Vallarta is nice as its a major Canadian destination, so they all hate cheap Canadians instead of cheap Americans. The main city area is pretty shit for swimming, as a major river dumps towards down nearby. its not awful for messing in tho. (head north or out to the nearby island sanctuary (as there is excellent snorkeling. Walking into the hills of town away from the ocean is pretty cool too, its less busy and touristy. Unfortunately one of the primary schools *does* have a Coca Cola basketball hoop.
The two main places out id recommend are The Zoo Bar (SOOH-BAH!) and Christines. Zoo is smaller, and open 24 hours and feels nice inside. Christines has an entry fee and all you can drink, and its like getting transported into Scarface or something inside. These Mexicans definitely like coke, or the 70s a LOT. (tho when considering the bball hoop...nevermind)
Head south for the area where Predator was filmed...its a jungle, with bars apparently. Prolly interesting, but as everything, will cost money. The gf hit it up last Feb, didnt seem too impressed. But she likely doesnt like yelling 'get to tha choppa' while chugging tequila. wow the tour guides must be sick of that...
Anyways...ill ask! Where you staying at? Are you going thru a charter like Apple? Ive stayed the Blue Bay Getaway, all inclusive and adults only...no nudity but frequent tequila volleyball, as well as an all inclusive near the tip of Punta Mita. Busride took about 1hr20mins to town, unlike the walking distance of BBG, but the location, ocean and activities were cooler. ATVing far far away from any touristy shit was pretty fun at that place. ATVing is available in town, but its way more expensive and way more dangerous looking...
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