|Originally posted by Dervish |
Wait a second you are calling me a cry baby I never noticed that, you obviously haven't read my recent nice and short life stories vol. 1 and 2 have you
ahh you mean those life stories. Yea, those were really uplifting
eh good joke, but did you hear the one why God gave the Jews the Ten Commandments?
God first went to the Egyptians and asked them if they would like a commandment.
"What's a commandment?" they asked.
"Well, it's like, THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY," replied God.
The Egyptians thought about it and then said, "No way. That would ruin our weekends."
So then God went to the Syrians and asked them if they would like a commandment.
They also asked, "What's a commandment?"
"Well," said God, "it's like, THOU SHALT NOT STEAL."
The Syrians immediately replied, "No way. That would ruin our economy."
So finally God went to the Jews and asked them if they wanted a commandment. They asked, "How much?"
God said, "They're free."
The Jews said, "OK. We'll take ten!"
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