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Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0 Haaa, today I finally got ADSL. Hahah, no more 56k, woohoo!!!!

I didn't know people like you still exist.

My condolences.

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Originally posted by Yoepus I didn't know people like you still exist. My condolences.

I have 56k here in canada :S Didnt know ppl like me existed either... haha

But when im going back to sweden i will have 24mbit again

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Originally posted by occrider Those cataracts ruining your eyesight once again?

Well, er, umm, ahh nevermind. Can't remember what I was talking about anyway...

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Originally posted by Yoepus I didn't know people like you still exist. My condolences.

Well, it's because we made a very bright deal with Deutsch Telecom when we sold them Hrvatski Telekom. You see, one clause in the contract said that the government won't allow another firm to enter the market until 2005. That was back in the 1990's. So DT decided that it would be a waste of money to install high speed internet because if people didn't like 56k..oh well, it's not like they had anyone else to turn to. So now in a few months their competition will arrive and suddenly we're offered totally cheap ISDN and ADSL.

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Originally posted by St_Andrew I have 56k here in canada :S Didnt know ppl like me existed either... haha But when im going back to sweden i will have 24mbit again

Eh, 24Mbit? Now you ruined all this awe and amazement I had about 384k...

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So...I take it nobody will be using these nice shiney new speedy internets to d/l anything they shouldn't be right?!?!

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Originally posted by George Smiley So...I take it nobody will be using these nice shiney new speedy internets to d/l anything they shouldn't be right?!?!

You know, there's this one friend of mine who has about 600 porn dvd's (divx, mind you), so I really don't think there's anything I could download that he already doesn't have

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Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0 You know, there's this one friend of mine who has about 600 porn dvd's (divx, mind you), so I really don't think there's anything I could download that he already doesn't have

Looks like you Eastern Europeans are living up to your streotypes

He wouldn't be selling these DVDs on the black market now would he?!

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Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0 You know, there's this one friend of mine who has about 600 porn dvd's (divx, mind you), so I really don't think there's anything I could download that he already doesn't have

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves?

Does he have midget porn??? Does he?????

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Originally posted by occrider Snow White and the Seven Dwarves? Does he have midget porn??? Does he?????

I liked you better when you just had gay friends.

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Originally posted by occrider Sigh … my “stalker” doesn’t even know my address . If you had been a good stalker you would know (by going through my mail) that not only do I have a subscription to Maxim and Stuff, but I get two copies of each because I have another subscription going to my old address that’s being forwarded by the post office. Really, how do you guys make any money when you have so many free subscription offers over the internet? Anyway, am I going to have to stalk you to show how it’s properly done???

oh, pumpkin... i shouldn't reveal all of my tricks but here's one: always keeep your stalkee in the dark and never let on how much you know. that's why i don't reply to every single one of your posts. i don't want you to know i've read them all.

and for subscriptions, well, i don't know. i'd have to refer you to our circulation department for that. at last check, they're pretty worthless. we got a hilarious letter from a mother who kept trying to cancel a subscription that was mistakenly coming to her 11-year-old daughter. she called us "trash peddlers" and said her daughter probably wound up with the subscription through one of the web sites we use to target minors. she said she had been trying to get this subscription canceled for at least a year and she was about to take "more drastic action." the point of all this: i don't think the subscription department is very efficient.

on a completely different note, i think it's hilarious that lynndie england pleaded (anyone who says "pled" gets the hose) guilty and the judge pretty much said, "i don't believe you."

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Originally posted by daffodil oh, pumpkin... i shouldn't reveal all of my tricks but here's one: always keeep your stalkee in the dark and never let on how much you know. that's why i don't reply to every single one of your posts. i don't want you to know i've read them all.

Ooooo, that's some good stalking. By all means, please carry on .

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on a completely different note, i think it's hilarious that lynndie england pleaded (anyone who says "pled" gets the hose) guilty and the judge pretty much said, "i don't believe you."

Well with a mug like this:



I would be hard pressed to believe that she understands the difference between her ass and her elbow much less what she's doing.

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Originally posted by Yoepus Looks like you Eastern Europeans are living up to your streotypes He wouldn't be selling these DVDs on the black market now would he?!

Nah, nowadays the market is too flooded with everything to make a decent profit out of selling DVDs. I so wish for the old days to come back when people would pay you 10$ for a burned cd

Now you can either do it for like 2$ or agree to an exchange of DVDs, which is basically what the guy does.

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Originally posted by occrider Snow White and the Seven Dwarves?

Ah, yes, I see you too are familiar with the masterpiece. A brilliant work of art, I must say. It makes one wonder, though, where did they find 7 midgets willing to star in a porn movie...but on the other hand, they probably do have a hard time scoring, so getting it off with Snow White is like hitting a jack pot. Though I personally find the queen hotter than the Snow White.

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Does he have midget porn??? Does he?????

Of course. Including the most famous midget pornstar, Bridget the Midget.

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