You should tell him that God created vasectomies for a reason. And that reason is to bang young chicks without getting them pregnant so you don't have to get married. It's in one of the gospels somewhere.

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Originally posted by occrider You should tell him that God created vasectomies for a reason. And that reason is to bang young chicks without getting them pregnant so you don't have to get married. It's in one of the gospels somewhere.

You must be thinking of Mark 11:14 from the limited edition "uncut" version of the Bible:

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14 And then Jesus said unto his disciples: "Behold! Fornicate ye not with the harlot so that she may bear unto you a child and burden you with marriage. It is a sin in the eyes of the LORD. Did not the LORD say unto his people, 'Spreadeth thy seed wherever thoust may tread?' " 15 And with these words there was much rejoicing and removing of vestments.

(Look up the real Mark 11:14. It's actually funnier.)

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So anyway yesterday I passed that damn exam because of which I didn't pass my year regularly. I studied for it for about 2 days just to remind myself and I think my knowledge was about 50% weaker than when I did not pass it back in autmun. Ah better late than never.

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Well the wedding went off without any disasters of note, although the contrast between the genuine enthusiasm of the bride's family and the pretense of enthusiasm of the groom's family was quite amusing to observe.

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Originally posted by occrider You should tell him that God created vasectomies for a reason. And that reason is to bang young chicks without getting them pregnant so you don't have to get married. It's in one of the gospels somewhere.

Some of us already suggested this possibility two marriages ago (as of now.) No dice unfortunately - it seems he's irrationally squeamish about the idea.

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Originally posted by Renegade You must be thinking of Mark 11:14 from the limited edition "uncut" version of the Bible: (Look up the real Mark 11:14. It's actually funnier.)

LMFAO!!!!

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If you can read this, I'm seriously fucking bored.

What do you guys think of the current standard of discussion in this forum these days? Is it just me or is the standard ALOT lower than it used to be?

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Originally posted by Dervish What do you guys think of the current standard of discussion in this forum these days? Is it just me or is the standard ALOT lower than it used to be?

I wouldn't say a lot, but it does seem lower.

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Originally posted by Renegade You must be thinking of Mark 11:14 from the limited edition "uncut" version of the Bible: (Look up the real Mark 11:14. It's actually funnier.)

Funnily enuf there is a 'secret' gospel of Mark that was edited out of the Bible cos it said Jesus laid naked next to another naked man (Lazuras). It also suggested that Lazarua was not dead when the story says Jesus brought him back from the dead

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Originally posted by Dervish What do you guys think of the current standard of discussion in this forum these days? Is it just me or is the standard ALOT lower than it used to be?

Hey it's not my fault I went on holiday!! Gimme a break I needed one!!

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Originally posted by Dervish What do you guys think of the current standard of discussion in this forum these days? Is it just me or is the standard ALOT lower than it used to be?

Is it my posts?

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Originally posted by Dervish What do you guys think of the current standard of discussion in this forum these days? Is it just me or is the standard ALOT lower than it used to be?

It's lower. I blame the regulars who've stopped posting that much. With no-one to teach the noobs how to argue, they are bound to keep the average posting quality down. However, if you skip all the short posts, the overall impression is still that quality discussions take place here and there.