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Azz3D
Asobi Seksu'd



Registered: Jul 2002
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Cops

A little long, but worth the read...

John was pulled over for speeding. The fine was $70. John didn't like that, but took out his wallet to pay anyway. The cop, seeing this tells him:

Cop: "I will ask you a question. If you answer it correctly, I will forget about the fine."
John: "OK go ahead."
Cop: "It's dark. You see two lights coming at you. What is it?"
John: "It's a car, what else would it be?"
Cop: "I need you to be more specific. Is it a BMW, a Mercedes or a Mazda?"
John "Are you making fun of me? Is this a joke?"
Cop: "OK, I will ask you another question. It's dark. You see a light coming at you. What is it?"
John: "A motorcycle."
Cop: "Be more specific, is it a Kawasaki, a Suzuki or a Yamaha?"
John: "How about I ask you a question, and if you don't know, you let me go?"
Cop: "OK, (thinking) how bad could it be?"
John: "It's dark. In the distance, you spot a street light, and around it four sexy women with little clothes on. What are they."
Cop: "They are four prostitutes, what else?"
John: "But I need you to be more specific, is it your wife, your mom, your sister, your daughter or what?"


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- The newest tunes selected!!!! the hottest tracks in a row!!!! here is your host arrrrrmin van buuuuuuuuhreeennnnnhnnhhn
- hello and welcome glad u cud join us this is a state of trance episode blah blah blah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaah whineeeeeeeeeeeee blah blaaaaaaaaah
- that was the newest track by blah bla and before that was blaaaaaaah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....the end

Vomit-inducing trifecta tunage: Zocalo | Summer Dream | Shivers

Last edited by Azz3D on Feb-10-2005 at 03:55

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Yan
fauxhawk



Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Whole Cake Island - Chocolat Town

Eh...

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Innervision
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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Sacramanto, California

An A for effort. A C for delivery.


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razerscutpeople
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lol 2 trys to get it...

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N|te-L|fe
I saw GOD, now I can die



Registered: May 2003
Location: Quebec

hmmm whats brown and sticky.. a brown stick


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Yan
fauxhawk



Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Whole Cake Island - Chocolat Town

quote:
Originally posted by N|te-L|fe
hmmm whats brown and sticky.. a brown stick




And a G-smile.

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milanster
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Montreal

it seems like iam the only one that likes it!
i luv silly jokes

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maxstradamus
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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Mississauga

quote:
Originally posted by milanster
it seems like iam the only one that likes it!
i luv silly jokes


I laughed too


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Exodus17
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Registered: Aug 2004
Location: Dallas Tx USA : TX TA #73

made me laugh...


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Vector Burn - Paradise Lost
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None of us will see heaven"



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Next thread - trance for listening to when you are halfway down the stairs in your house...

Old Post Feb-11-2005 20:22  Puerto Rico
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B018
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Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Montreal

very funny

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R.j.
Di piú! di piú! di piú!



Registered: Feb 2004
Location: L, TX, USA

i liked it


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JackJ
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Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Pho Mountain


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