Q: How many DJs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 23. Two to hold the ladder, one to climb the ladder and screw it in, and the rest sitting there with their arms folded and thinking they could do it better.
Q: How do you tell if a DJ is actually dead?
A: Hold out a check (but don’t be fooled: a slight, residual spasmodic clutching action may occur even hours after death has occurred).
Q: What did the DJ say on his first gig?
A: Would you like fries with that Coke?
Q: What’s the difference between a DJ and a US savings bond?
A: One of them eventually matures and earns money.
Q: What do you call a DJ without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless
Q: What’s the difference between the owner of a night club and the PLO?
A: You can negotiate with the PLO
Q: What’s the difference between a DJ and a puppy?
A: The puppy will stop whining after a couple of months.
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Dec-15-2004 23:32
beats and beeps
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To be completely honest with you.
lame.
Dec-15-2004 23:34
töbias
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: Melbourne.
Haha.
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Dec-15-2004 23:34
NiteMer
Moose!
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Denver, CO
The first one's a polak joke. Unimpressed by these jokes.
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Dec-15-2004 23:38
Boomer187
Daddy Mack
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: USA
Re: DJ Jokes.
quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
Q: What’s the difference between a DJ and a US savings bond?
A: One of them eventually matures and earns money.
Q: What do you call a DJ without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless
these are the only funny ones
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Dec-15-2004 23:40
dj tek
SSU MF !
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: TransFixedST8
pretty weak imo..
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Dec-15-2004 23:43
denys envy
let's get deep...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: B-more, MD
well if it's weak, let me see you post better,
i like the girlfriend one too
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well if it's weak, let me see you post better,
i like the girlfriend one too
Come on, you can critique something without doing better. If you cant sing well, that doesn't mean you dont have the right to say someone else sucks at it
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haters gonna hate ;(
Dec-16-2004 00:55
Dervish
Heaven must be boring?
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Bristol, England
I like the lightbulb one.... sooo true. hehehe
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Dec-16-2004 01:03
djkoolaide
oh, yeaahh!
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Des Moines. IA
hehe the girlfriend one is the best :P
Dec-16-2004 01:09
muzzybear
Berd is the Werd
Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Werd to the Berd
The girlfriend one is an old "musician" joke...
They're all really funny, tho.
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Dec-16-2004 14:40
jdat
Jay Van Dat
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: I dont even know
saw this posted elsewhere the otehr day too ...
Think it was on some record shop email list or something
