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_Jedi
life has just began



Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Ninove

Funny F1 Commercials

Schumi's 1ste solicitatie na zen Formule 1 carriere:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJXO...related&search=

Schumi's 2de solicitatie na zen Formule 1 carriere:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0DT...related&search=

McLaren Mercedes F1 Presents:
"Anything you can do, I can do it better!"
Starring : Alonso, Hamilton & Hakkinen (Opgenomen begin juli voor Alsono & Hamilton 'echt' ruzie kregen.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKU90BSHqHk

Old Post Aug-15-2007 22:02  Belgium
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Real
hi!



Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Meerhout

Kid slams into wall.


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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".

Old Post Aug-20-2007 22:28  Belgium
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FenixStyle
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Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Opoeteren

Chickfight: Els De Schepper Vs. Tanja Dexters

Of het nu echt is of fake weet ik niet, maar het ziet er alleszinds grappig uit


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Old Post Aug-20-2007 22:47  Belgium
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Jasperovitsj
Zehra roxorzz my boxorzz



Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Hoboken, Belgium

Ziet er mij zelfs héél fake uit
Els De Schepper heeft een nieuwe theatershow die binnenkort in première gaat, en dit zou een soort van promotiestunt zijn blijkbaar...


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Old Post Aug-20-2007 23:03  Belgium
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Real
hi!



Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Meerhout

Dat is naart schijnt inderdaad fake. Zonde he.


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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".

Old Post Aug-20-2007 23:04  Belgium
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_Jedi
life has just began



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Location: Ninove

Old Post Aug-24-2007 21:44  Belgium
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Jasperovitsj
Zehra roxorzz my boxorzz



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Location: Hoboken, Belgium


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Old Post Aug-27-2007 13:04  Belgium
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hahah, zalig!


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Real
hi!



Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Meerhout

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua1DkhzgQWc

Niet zozeer grappig, maar wel enkele interessante uitspraken door de heer Hans Teeuwen.


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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".

Old Post Sep-01-2007 10:27  Belgium
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Jasperovitsj
Zehra roxorzz my boxorzz



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Location: Hoboken, Belgium


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Old Post Sep-07-2007 12:35  Belgium
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Registered: May 2006
Location: Bruges

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nkbKjtuNJhQ


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Registered: Apr 2002
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JOHN CLEESE'S LETTER TO AMERICA


To the citizens of the United States of America:

In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (excepting Kansas, which she does not fancy).

Your new prime minister, (Gordon Brown), will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you have noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium," and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour', 'favour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise."


You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra'; you may elect to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you find you simply can't cope with correct pronunciation.

Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels (look up "vocabulary"). Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.

2. There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize."


3. You will relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out Task #1 (see above).

4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but to be celebrated only in England. It will be called "Come-Uppance Day."

5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

7. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric immediately and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

8. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling "gasoline") - roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.

9. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call french fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps". Real chips are thick cut, fried in beef dripping, and dressed not with mayonnaise but with vinegar.

10. Waiters and waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.

11. The cold tasteless concoction you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only authentic traditional (look it up) British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." American brands will be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

12. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in "Four Weddings and a Funeral" was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.


13. You will cease playing American "football." There is only one kind of proper football; which you mysteriously call "soccer." Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the "World Series" for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable.

14. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

15. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due backdated to 1776.

Thank you for your co-operation.

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