Supercuts to Set Up Deal with the Capture of Bin Laden

Posted: May 3, 2004
1:19 p.m. Pacific

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Supercuts, a nation-wide chain of facilities specializing in hairstyling, has offered the United States government a deal proposing that immediately after the possible capture of Osama Bin Laden, he be properly cleaned and groomed by specialized Supercuts representatives before appearing in any media.

President and CEO of Supercuts, Mark Himmel, made the announcement shortly after the capture of Iraq's Saddam Huissein.

"We saw the videos and pictures of Saddam in custody of the US," says Himmel, "and we found it absolutely appalling to have a man be presented to the world in such terrible condition. His appearance almost made him look like a savage and we think it is against human rights to present a person to the world in such a way."

United States officials have not commented, but inside sources do tell that this deal may very well make it through processes.

Initial reaction from Americans, however, have been very negative.

"What is this world coming to when people want to pamper and please the worlds biggest killers?" says Jimmy Redrock, a radio talkshow host in Washington DC. "Should we escort him to his prison cell in a mercedes? i mean, come on!"

Osama Bin Laden is the leader of Al Qaeda, a terrorist organization that carried out the deadly attacks on the United States in New York and Washington DC.

http://www.foxnews.com/coolstories.htm

lol...Only in the U.S....and only from fox news do you hear such useless shite.

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Bin Laden IS a savage... why try to improve his image??

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I find it somehow Ironic that they want to cut his hair to make him look "proper" and ignore his cultural style. They probably think he needs a good shave too....sigh.

If they go through with this it will only antagonize the Islamic world even further. Let him remain hairy; why add more fuel to the fire.

PS: This topic should belong in the Political Forum... this is where we rip a bong load and relax.

Someone give supercuts a medal damnit. This has to be a publicity stunt, I doubt they would go thru with it but it sure gets their name in probably most papers in the USA and Canada at some point for free.
This is publicity that one cannot buy. Useless fox news yep, useless idea yup, smart publicity stunt.

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Originally posted by Nautilus PS: This topic should belong in the Political Forum... this is where we rip a bong load and relax.

I don't know how to move it.

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Originally posted by Orbax I find it somehow Ironic that they want to cut his hair to make him look "proper" and ignore his cultural style. They probably think he needs a good shave too....sigh.

ehhehe, if you cut off his beard, he'll go crazy. i say they piss all over his cultural beliefs and such, just cause nobody likes him.

they should cut of some of his body part not his hair for what he did or will do in the future

Publicity?

Slogan:
"Be like Osama Bin Laden. Come to Supercuts for all your styling needs."

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Originally posted by Ondrayce Slogan: "Be like Osama Bin Laden. Come to Supercuts for all your styling needs."

Yeah you know, all those people who idolize Bin Laden will want to go to Supercuts then...

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