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Originally posted by sebby Ok how about this guys!!! Since this thread is still up and running, how about all of you make up the funniest letter ever imagined that would get the girl to go out with you. BTW, If I were to make up a letter I wouldn't use the names Patrick and Ashley now wouldn't I. Shit and LOL is not my writing style. Although it's hilarious, it's just not me. I already proved that I couldn't have written that letter. Only some moron will keep saying that I did. The only two people that can prove that I didn't write this letter is knsv and CygnusX. I'm pretty sure carona knows about it too. If you don't believe me, then PM these guys. They'll say that I didn't write this letter. Peace guys!!!

Dude, no guy would go through all this trouble just to help some friend. And the fact that you get so defensive about everything makes it more obvious to everyone that the friend is you. Its funny that you say your hobby on your profile is women but youve never dated or been with one? Your on the hockey team my ass, every dude especially at an LA school whos on college hockey has been laid. They have their own friggin groupies! So even if you've never approached a chick you would have been hit on by one.

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just read through this whole thread, hilarious stuff

don't worry sebby, when you get a little older you'll learn how to talk to girls
for your next experiment, have a stab at it, it might just work

don't let this thread die, its too funny

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Originally posted by fuct4less ^^lol. igottaknow, youre a fuckin genious.

amen, i didnt even think of that....haha, still its was very obvious that sebby=patrick from the start

keep the thread rolling

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This was my paper I turned in in regards to some book we had to read for class...yeah I love college hehe, no fear.

Wow…where to begin. That was obviously the authors question as she randomly started spewing shit out onto a page. This book has no plot structure…or should I say a terrible one, because technically one has to exist. To read any structure into it would be lying to yourself and to others, if you spoke it out loud. We all know that its bullshit. There is no WAY on earth you can look at this as a literary piece and be blown back, arms flailing, in your chair, with your mouth hanging open at the sheer brilliance of her ideas, unless you are smoking some very powerful, and very stinky, BC Bud. There is a reason that Hemmingway, Dumas, Shakespeare, and even contemporary authors such as Conroy, and Lewis, are viewed to be brilliant writers. It is because their papers have structure. Intelligence can be said to be the ability to put complex ideas into a format that is easily understood by others, and yet be none the less complex for the rendering. She doesn’t have this. She would be someone who does not meet this definition of intelligence. She would technically be a drooling moron.

It has been said that a thousand monkeys with typewriters, given an infinite amount of time, would eventually write the entire works of Shakespeare. This book…5 monkeys, 3 minutes.

shush it walker

dang girl why you gotta burn me like that

Im gonna go to bed soon, and i dont want it to hit page 2 while I sleep

'Don't you dare scream'

he might finish this mess if he knew something he probably don't know..

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Originally posted by Orbax Im gonna go to bed soon, and i dont want it to hit page 2 while I sleep

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Originally posted by Mr Kirk 'Don't you dare scream'

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Originally posted by vmc he might finish this mess if he knew something he probably don't know..

This isn't not making none senses...

Oh dear, Patrick's been found out. Poor lad...

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

Sebby and/or Patrick - So WHAT HAPPENED??

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