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whoa, i just got an idea. what if we all write letters similar to sebby's just for the fuck of it. i mean if sebby's was a fake like he said it was than no hard feelings right?
ill start:
dear (insert girls name here) ,
its me (insert loser's name here) here, or you may also know me as "sore dickling" (damn friends. rolf.) i was wondering if you'd like to go out with me some time. i am a really fun person and would like to get to know you better. so maybe on friday i can take you to a goodwill or walmart or something. oh, and btw, i like the way you shit... i mean i like how you make me shit...... dammit!!! i mean i think youre shit. anyways i guess im asking you out right now cuz im honestly getting a little sick of masturbating 7 times per day lately. and i love the way you sit there in english class picking your nose like youre looking for something special. and how you always come late to class with that bloody toilet paper hanging outta your shoe...
hey you remember that time i followed you home and hung outside your window just to see you change that night and how you got that tampon stuck in your cameltoe. wow. that made my pee-pee place so hard i went immediately home and jerked off to a picture of my cat. (oh shit!!! i wasnt supposed to talk about that!!! i forgot that you didnt know that!!!)
oh and did i mention im a fun guy who fucks bagels?
btw, i like making abbreviations see look here's an example:
FUCK= F.U.C.K.
lol. im soooooo fuuuuunnnyyyy 
so if youre up for the date, e-mail me at needspussy@fucksbagels.com
love always "sore dickling"
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[ Romans Chapter 1, Verse 6: And you are included among those Gentiles who have been called to belong to Jesus Christ. ]
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