This was my paper I turned in in regards to some book we had to read for class...yeah I love college hehe, no fear.
Wow…where to begin. That was obviously the authors question as she randomly started spewing shit out onto a page. This book has no plot structure…or should I say a terrible one, because technically one has to exist. To read any structure into it would be lying to yourself and to others, if you spoke it out loud. We all know that its bullshit. There is no WAY on earth you can look at this as a literary piece and be blown back, arms flailing, in your chair, with your mouth hanging open at the sheer brilliance of her ideas, unless you are smoking some very powerful, and very stinky, BC Bud. There is a reason that Hemmingway, Dumas, Shakespeare, and even contemporary authors such as Conroy, and Lewis, are viewed to be brilliant writers. It is because their papers have structure. Intelligence can be said to be the ability to put complex ideas into a format that is easily understood by others, and yet be none the less complex for the rendering. She doesn’t have this. She would be someone who does not meet this definition of intelligence. She would technically be a drooling moron.
It has been said that a thousand monkeys with typewriters, given an infinite amount of time, would eventually write the entire works of Shakespeare. This book…5 monkeys, 3 minutes.