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Fundamental
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quote:
Originally posted by butterfly
good morning fundamental.


ello!


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Orbax
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Registered: Apr 2002
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Dont send this lettter!! its terrible! you used LOL in it!! be a man and just ask her in person!!

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hangover
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Registered: Jan 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
Dont send this lettter!! its terrible! you used LOL in it!! be a man and just ask her in person!!



lol!


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Orbax
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Registered: Apr 2002
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He cupped the dove in his gentle hands and lifted it towards the sun. Fly, fly free little dove.

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Trancewave
Anti Ayumi Alliance



Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Toronto

Don't have much to say, but I just wanted to be part of this "classic" thread before it dies!


There have been too many stupid threads on TA, but this has to be the ULTIMATE in lameness........but funny nonethess.

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DJ_NRG
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Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Wisconsin, USA CTA #23

Hey...personally, I don't want this thread to die! I've been reading it since day one, and have been laughing quite heartily ever since! Ahhhh! This is the stuff classics are made out of!

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Orbax
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Apr 2002
Location:

"I Am A College Student"
By Steve Hofstetter

I am a college student. This is what the world thinks of me.

I stay up late. I wake up later. I still need to sleep in class--when I go
to class.

I yell things at the top of my lungs, like "Party!" or "Spring break!" or
"College!" I have mp3 copies of every Dave Matthews CD ever released, and
I didn't pay for any of them. My room is covered in posters--especially
that one of John Belushi in a shirt that says "College" and the guy with
the windy cheeks from that Maxell ad. I live in a frat house.

Sometimes I play drinking games with my friends. Sometimes I play drinking
games with myself. I always drink five or more beers in one sitting.

I eat pizza for breakfast (when I have breakfast), ramen for lunch, and
I'm on the meal plan for dinner. I constantly complain about the meal
plan, but I take seconds anyway. Cargo pants are the perfect size for
bagels.

Classes bore me, and I take the easiest ones possible. I don't study until
a few hours before my exam, after I'm up all night on Ritalin. I'm dumb
unless I'm double majoring in the hard sciences. I am not double majoring
in the hard sciences.

I have a bong in my room. My RA allows it, because she doesn't know what a
bong looks like, and I tell her it's a hookah. I do not know what a hookah
looks like.

I like sex. I like sex a lot. It's all I think about, and every time I
leave my dorm room, it's with the express purpose of having sex.
Sometimes, I don't have to leave my room because people come to have sex
with me--usually while my roommate is trying to study.

I desperately want a job, but I am too irresponsible to do anything except
make copies. Sometimes I screw those up too. But no one else will make
copies all summer for $8 an hour because no one else is as poor as I am.
Companies like hiring people as poor as I am.

When I run out of Dave Matthews mp3s, I listen to Phish covering Dave
Matthews. When I can't do that, I listen to a few guys from the next dorm
who cover Phish covering Dave Matthews. One day, I hope to get a band
together so that we can cover them.

I use the CliffsNotes to write my papers, but I'm too lazy to read them
all the way through. I'd rather do research online than in a library. I
judge how cool I am by how seldom I go to the library. I think I'm pretty
cool.

I use Instant Messenger for 23 and a half hours a day. I have three
different away messages for every activity that I'm involved in. I have
two screen names so I can check who is online. I was thrilled when AOL
upped the limit on buddy lists, so I could add more people whom my
roommate stalks. I IM my roommate.

I use words like "sketchy" and "tool" and expect my parents to know what I
mean. When I go home over break, I argue about sleeping in the same room
with whomever I'm dating. My mother does not do my laundry fast enough. My
father found the condoms in my night table but is trying to be cool about
it.

I am on my third cell phone. I lost one in a bar and smashed the other one
while I was just as smashed. I have 12 dozen numbers stored in my phone. I
don't know who half of them belong to. It takes me an hour to get
ready--unless it's for class. I can do that in 30 seconds.

Free food will get me to go anywhere. I'm not active in any clubs, but I'm
on 37 different mailing lists. I love all of my school's teams, even
though I can't name anyone on them. Except for that guy on my freshman
floor. You know, what's-his-name.

I am terrified of graduation, because I don't have a job lined up. Maybe
I'll go backpacking in Europe. Maybe I'll go to law school even though I
have no intention of becoming a lawyer. It doesn't matter--my parents will
pay for it.

Eventually I'll find a job. Then I'll become a young professional. I'll
get a studio apartment for a year or two until I earn enough to move into
a one-bedroom. All the furniture I own will still be made of
particleboard. I' ll try to go out at night, but I'll be too tired after
work. So I'll turn on the TV and see news stories about these damn college
kids yelling "Party!" and ruining the music industry and doing everything
they can to disrupt the lives of everyone who is not in college anymore.
And hopefully, I'll know better than to believe it.

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jax_au
Junior tranceaddict



Registered: May 2003
Location: Melbourne, Australia

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
"I Am A College Student"
By Steve Hofstetter

I am a college student. This is what the world thinks of me.

I stay up late. I wake up later. I still need to sleep in class--when I go
to class.

I yell things at the top of my lungs, like "Party!" or "Spring break!" or
"College!" I have mp3 copies of every Dave Matthews CD ever released, and
I didn't pay for any of them. My room is covered in posters--especially
that one of John Belushi in a shirt that says "College" and the guy with
the windy cheeks from that Maxell ad. I live in a frat house.

Sometimes I play drinking games with my friends. Sometimes I play drinking
games with myself. I always drink five or more beers in one sitting.

I eat pizza for breakfast (when I have breakfast), ramen for lunch, and
I'm on the meal plan for dinner. I constantly complain about the meal
plan, but I take seconds anyway. Cargo pants are the perfect size for
bagels.

Classes bore me, and I take the easiest ones possible. I don't study until
a few hours before my exam, after I'm up all night on Ritalin. I'm dumb
unless I'm double majoring in the hard sciences. I am not double majoring
in the hard sciences.

I have a bong in my room. My RA allows it, because she doesn't know what a
bong looks like, and I tell her it's a hookah. I do not know what a hookah
looks like.

I like sex. I like sex a lot. It's all I think about, and every time I
leave my dorm room, it's with the express purpose of having sex.
Sometimes, I don't have to leave my room because people come to have sex
with me--usually while my roommate is trying to study.

I desperately want a job, but I am too irresponsible to do anything except
make copies. Sometimes I screw those up too. But no one else will make
copies all summer for $8 an hour because no one else is as poor as I am.
Companies like hiring people as poor as I am.

When I run out of Dave Matthews mp3s, I listen to Phish covering Dave
Matthews. When I can't do that, I listen to a few guys from the next dorm
who cover Phish covering Dave Matthews. One day, I hope to get a band
together so that we can cover them.

I use the CliffsNotes to write my papers, but I'm too lazy to read them
all the way through. I'd rather do research online than in a library. I
judge how cool I am by how seldom I go to the library. I think I'm pretty
cool.

I use Instant Messenger for 23 and a half hours a day. I have three
different away messages for every activity that I'm involved in. I have
two screen names so I can check who is online. I was thrilled when AOL
upped the limit on buddy lists, so I could add more people whom my
roommate stalks. I IM my roommate.

I use words like "sketchy" and "tool" and expect my parents to know what I
mean. When I go home over break, I argue about sleeping in the same room
with whomever I'm dating. My mother does not do my laundry fast enough. My
father found the condoms in my night table but is trying to be cool about
it.

I am on my third cell phone. I lost one in a bar and smashed the other one
while I was just as smashed. I have 12 dozen numbers stored in my phone. I
don't know who half of them belong to. It takes me an hour to get
ready--unless it's for class. I can do that in 30 seconds.

Free food will get me to go anywhere. I'm not active in any clubs, but I'm
on 37 different mailing lists. I love all of my school's teams, even
though I can't name anyone on them. Except for that guy on my freshman
floor. You know, what's-his-name.

I am terrified of graduation, because I don't have a job lined up. Maybe
I'll go backpacking in Europe. Maybe I'll go to law school even though I
have no intention of becoming a lawyer. It doesn't matter--my parents will
pay for it.

Eventually I'll find a job. Then I'll become a young professional. I'll
get a studio apartment for a year or two until I earn enough to move into
a one-bedroom. All the furniture I own will still be made of
particleboard. I' ll try to go out at night, but I'll be too tired after
work. So I'll turn on the TV and see news stories about these damn college
kids yelling "Party!" and ruining the music industry and doing everything
they can to disrupt the lives of everyone who is not in college anymore.
And hopefully, I'll know better than to believe it.


Man,
In that case I can't wait till I go to College

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sebby
Always a Tranceaddict



Registered: Apr 2002
Location: LA TA #89 Woodland Hills, CA

Ok how about this guys!!! Since this thread is still up and running, how about all of you make up the funniest letter ever imagined that would get the girl to go out with you.

BTW, If I were to make up a letter I wouldn't use the names Patrick and Ashley now wouldn't I. Shit and LOL is not my writing style. Although it's hilarious, it's just not me. I already proved that I couldn't have written that letter. Only some moron will keep saying that I did.

The only two people that can prove that I didn't write this letter is knsv and CygnusX. I'm pretty sure carona knows about it too. If you don't believe me, then PM these guys. They'll say that I didn't write this letter. Peace guys!!!


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igottaknow
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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future

You ever heard of the story "The boy who cried Wolf"?


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INDY
all you need is love



Registered: Apr 2003
Location: New York New York

ok ok...wtf, i started posting on this thread last week when there was 2 pages...now there's 11. The worst part is i freakin read from where i left and WT..that was the ending....oh well, had some great, amazing, rolling on the floor laughs...this thread is not goin to die!!!!!!!!!! i say aye, for the lamest thread ever on ta...am i the only one that feels like this was like a soup opera??????? someone posted here, why need tv when you have ta
I DIE!!!!!!!!!

oo btw...i also think that sebb was patrick and he really got turned down by ashley thats why he ended the thread coz he was really hurt and didnt want to talk about it coz we where RIGHT from the very beginning, should've listen to us, WE TOLD YOU SO,not to send that DAMM letter OH WELL...better of thinking of a better excuse that your a 24 USC grad.....ffs yah nice try there buddy THATS EVEN MORE LAME than your letter

ok thats it f0r now

indy


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Orbax
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Apr 2002
Location:

Hi Cindy!

Just kidding I know your name starts with an A... or a K. As you can tell im drunk. fuck. sober. Disregard that. So how you doin'. no but seriously. Im really forward with people, sometimes too forward. I just go right up to peoples mailboxes and put letters in there. Sometimes I dont even say hi to the person im deliverin the mail to. Thats how money I am. Hey you ever get that feeling that someone is watching you? haha JK! (BTW when I posted that pic in my local forums I got 3 LOL's and 1 ROTFLMAO). Yeah so ive been watching you (you know the rhodedendron bush to the left of the third step stone at your front door?) no i know that because your friend told me...anyways forget about the plant, lets talk about me. Better yet, I want you to talk about me. So why dont we meet up and you can tell me how awesome I am. No no. just kidding. Ill probably be doing most of the talking.

Email me: RadicalAwesomeness@hotmail.com

Id have you mail me back but i think that old dirty mailman looks at all my pornos before he delivers them and I dont want your letter mixed up in that.

PS include your name.

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