quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Oh, you guys. |
No, Stu! This is kind of ticking me off. I'm getting up there in years and I stand very little chance of creeping people out if I can't get my perv on in front of a reasonably captive audience. What is the limit, anyway, because it seems like a slippery slope to me? Can I fuck a jar of mayonnaise as long as I don't show penetration? If my member is obscured in Greek yogurt will that get me off the hook? How about a nude with no genitalia of me in a fetal position curled in three gallons of strawberry jam spilled on shag carpeting, underneath an 87 year-old recent amputee dressed as a pirate?
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