quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
God IGK you are such a fucking loser.
Learn to read, thats my cousin moron. |
30 yr virgin, living with your parents, with no prospects of getting laid, you're in no position to be picky. Incest might be your only option.
She probably only let you get your fingers wet or let you rub one out on the flabby part under her arm. Might not be full coitus but for someone like you it be as good as you'll ever get. I'd regale her with your badass 6th grade exploits.
Last edited by on Oct-29-2012 at 23:39
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