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Originally posted by Moongoose is making the expansion faster which could lead to...

The universe being so big with everything so far apart from each other, it would be the end of "matter" as we know it?

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Originally posted by Lira Impossible! Hal's 9 Inch Nails action figures are illegal in 67 countries including Canada; and Selma is Moroccan, so she can't get inside the US not even if she bribed the authorities with couscous. It's like the one time Arbiter tried to get married to Vivid Boy as soon as she left North Korea: Canada wanted nothing to do with a North Korea, so Young-hee became a tough ultra-rational girl and Eric became a womaniser. It's not that easy to go from country to country, you know? ... which is a shame, because a Vivid Mini Arbiter would be awesome.

Hm, so Hal gave up his toys and moved to Canada then. Interesting.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie Hm, so Hal gave up his toys and moved to Canada then. Interesting.

Actually, he smuggled them to Nunavut, and they're now living in Greenland. All Selma had to do was make a drawing of Muhammad to show the Danish government she's not a hardcore Muslim (ask Jori, she knows all about it). Her drawings are actually quite good, as her Muhammad had a six-pack and fought infidels with laser beams.

Selma is awesome like that. Or, at least, I believe she is, because let's face it: It's not like this could have ever happened. Hal wouldn't ever get married to someone he met on the internet - as you said - and we all know there are no girls on the internet for him to get married to

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When math comes in handy: Just finished remodeling the kitchen, our last renters kept it in such bad state. Next step, change the tilings of our cozy Terrace, and then the bathrooms. Bathrooms and Kitchens can increase the price of any property.

We've also bought all the supplies and did all the engineering and work. DIY sucker

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To all my Americanos, happy we killed/raped indians and stole their land day. Enjoy your freedom while it lasts you fat fucks.

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Originally posted by OrangestO

I remember this interesting video from the christianity thread. It's either Jesus is the truth, a lunatic, or he's the biggest liar of all-time.

some famous preacher from the 1800's said this:

"Christ either deceived mankind by conscious fraud, or He was Himself deluded and self-deceived, or He was Divine. There is no getting out of this trilemma. It is inexorable."


He's divine.

I hope you're not gay, cause if you are, God and his Jesus are going have some unpleasant words with you when you die.

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Originally posted by OrangestO I hope you're not gay, cause if you are, God and his Jesus are going have some unpleasant words with you when you die.

To be fair to Matt, here's all Jesus said about gayness:

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Originally posted by Lira To be fair to Matt, here's all Jesus said about gayness:

The people who fabricated him would disagree.