Haha, my lotion dispenser has the "peeing after you cum" problem. Never know where the fuck that lotion is going to squirt.

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Originally posted by wotyzoid You ok?

I'm fine, I'm just recovering from a nasty pharyngitis. It's my wife who really had to go yesterday night, as she had a really bad case of sinusitis.

I suspect it's the same underlying cause

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Originally posted by wotyzoid And Brazil for some odd reason has a lot of stupid paper work for a lot of stupid shit. My mom is always dealing with whole packets of shit from the consulate but whenever we take care of paper work from here it's always like one or two pages. Makes no sense to me.

I'm not sure it makes sense to anyone

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Forgot to mention this yesterday, but I was running through this park and there was like a youth ultimate frisbee camp going on... Holy shit that stuff is intense (or the coach was a jackass). He was screaming at these girls in an angry voice "I SAID I WANT YOU GUYS TO RUN TO THE CORNER, RUN TO THE CORNER!!!" and they were like 10 years old.

Reminded me of why I ended up why I hated soccer at the end, and at least that was a real sport... Ultimate fucking frisbee, come on. Thats like a game for stoned college students.

Only on the internet can you watch a video of Korean swimmers racing each other, and people on the comments page will be arguing intensely over whether or not piranhas can survive in salt water.

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Chicago Style citations are the shittiest standard ever. I have found at least three different version of the Author-Date variant being used to cite database articles.

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Originally posted by Lagrangian What are you passionate about? What is the thing that you could do, even if you weren't paid a dime to do?

Well, strangely enough, exercise... Now that i think about it. How strange. I want to do martial arts and dance for the rest of my life, and learn foreign languages.

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//Please, LET'S DANCE!!\\I'm your typical unevolved hooman bean who is absolutely 100% self-centered to the point it's a danger to others around me. I'm trying to figure out how to care for other people, and evolve into a more loving creature. If I don't, it will kill the human race.

Really not safe for lunch, but this sub-reddit appeels to me: http://www.reddit.com/r/peeling

I haven't been properly sunburned in years now, since I'm pretty careful. Last time totally sucked though, my entire back and shoulders peeled right off. So painful, too.

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Originally posted by lunginegg Well, strangely enough, exercise... Now that i think about it. How strange. I want to do martial arts and dance for the rest of my life, and learn foreign languages.

MONETIZE IT

Yay, so I took my mom out to an all you can eat Japanese buffet for Mother's Day -- And, She brought me some Temazepam!! I am going to sleep like a baby.

It'll help me sleep on nights I stop taking Zzzquil.

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Originally posted by Lagrangian Yay, so I took my mom out to an all you can eat Japanese buffet for Mother's Day -- And, She brought me some Temazepam!! I am going to sleep like a baby. It'll help me sleep on nights I stop taking Zzzquil.

wtf timezone are you in where its sunday. hippie.