In any case, it'd be much smarter to liquidate all of the true believers' crap, and launder the funds through... well, countries like your very own. If things start to get tight, tell everyone that God came to visit you one night and appeared as burning bush- he implored you to donate all of their possessions to the less fortunate in order to stave off the Final Judgment, and that everyone's donations helped to save the world... for now. 50% of the time, it works every time.
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