God damnit, just broke my favourite coffee mug that was given to me as a gift by my parents when i started college So only the handle went so its still basically usable, but damnit it was my favourite one
Aug-20-2011 16:30
WittyHandle
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2008
Location:
Smash it and cut your throat with the largest shard.
It's the only honorable thing to do.
Aug-20-2011 18:58
Zyklon_Jay
wehrmacht bitches be at!
Registered: Oct 2010
Location: Ici William Bumbray du service de police de la communauté urbaine de Montréal Esti.
We had this really picky annoying bitch over the other night (fat) who kept making comments about how basically every ingredient that i was using wasn't good for her and how she can't eat anything because of her diet. I told her I would make her a special dish that they use in Africa for dieting purposes. She actually got pretty excited and started talking non stop about Dr. Oz. When i served everyone at the table, I handed her an empty plate. The men at the table thought it was funny, the chicks...not so much.
The best part ended up being that this mouth breather had seconds of all the stuff she couldn't eat. I hope that every extra bite tasted humiliating you dumb fat whore.
/rage.
Aug-20-2011 19:26
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
quote:
Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
I handed her an empty plate.
Aug-20-2011 22:16
Fledz
Banned
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: London UK
Hahahahaha, epic win Jay
Aug-21-2011 02:39
Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasília, Brazil
quote:
Originally posted by Moongoose
God damnit, just broke my favourite coffee mug that was given to me as a gift by my parents when i started college So only the handle went so its still basically usable, but damnit it was my favourite one
Can't Super Bonder fix it?
Aug-21-2011 05:32
MeLLyMeL
I miss my best friend :(
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: In A Bathroom.
I broke the #1 rule and I fell in love with a fuking stripper. She was the reason why I got up and gave her money on the stage (twice). Towards the end of the night my friends call her over to say that I liked her and she gave me the sickest lap dance. After, she sat next to me and we chatted about random shit for like 5 mins. Kissed her on the cheek goodbye and she grabbed my ass. Best 3$ of my friends money I ever spent haha. She was hot and only 22 :x.
Aug-21-2011 09:37
Moongoose
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Celje, Slovenia
quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Can't Super Bonder fix it?
Coffee mugs are like hips on an elderly person. Sure you can repair them after they brake, but they are never exactly the same again are they
Aug-21-2011 09:48
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
I broke the #1 rule and I fell in love with a fuking stripper. She was the reason why I got up and gave her money on the stage (twice). Towards the end of the night my friends call her over to say that I liked her and she gave me the sickest lap dance. After, she sat next to me and we chatted about random shit for like 5 mins. Kissed her on the cheek goodbye and she grabbed my ass. Best 3$ of my friends money I ever spent haha. She was hot and only 22 :x.
Aug-21-2011 13:00
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
Jake was back in Seattle tonight and headlined an after hours joint. He fuckin murdered the place. Jam packed and rockin out!!!!
Aug-21-2011 13:03
idoru
You Can Call Me Al
Registered: May 2004
Location: Cascadia
quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Jake was back in Seattle tonight and headlined an after hours joint. He fuckin murdered the place. Jam packed and rockin out!!!!
I wanna see those pics/vids NOW.
Also, I blame my set on the fact that I walked into this ****** just sitting on the turntable. Best good luck charm EVER.
Aug-21-2011 16:36
shaw
RIP
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Intergalactic Mimosa Station
quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
I broke the #1 rule and I fell in love with a fuking stripper. She was the reason why I got up and gave her money on the stage (twice). Towards the end of the night my friends call her over to say that I liked her and she gave me the sickest lap dance. After, she sat next to me and we chatted about random shit for like 5 mins. Kissed her on the cheek goodbye and she grabbed my ass. Best 3$ of my friends money I ever spent haha. She was hot and only 22 :x.