quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
Dear Mitali,
Whats happening? Have i hit the freind zone? oh shit, i think i have. you suck, you suck for sucking me into the friend zone. i just wanna tap that ass, why did u suck me in the freind zone and why do u live on the other side of town? You are so pretty, i want you so bad, i wann go out with you! i dont even want to use you! I want to take care of you and shit! fuck it. nice guys finish last.
Annoyed,
Greg
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My dear Greg,
Fear not young man. Of course there are no worse words for a man to hear from a woman then "you're such a good friend", however, it isn't as dier as you may believe. Granted, few men ever move from the "friend" catagory to the "I want his throbbing manhood inside my quivering feminnity" catagory, but it is possible. Having been relegated to the "friend zone" many times in the past I have developed a nearly 100% effective way to escape said situation. I will now share this information with you.
There are a few steps that one must follow if one wishes to advance from hanging-out to eating-out.
Step 1) Be her friend, be the best and closest friend you can be. Spend a lot of time with her, make her view your time together as indispensible. Make sure that the time you spend hanging out is the highlight of every week for her. You will need to invest some time in this step, several weeks to a couple of months, however, no more then two months.
Step 2) Following step 1 you will need to withdraw your time from her. Now, you need to be clever about this, don't fake a fight or make up some elaborate excuse, use everyday reasons to not see her. Having random dates with women is a good one but make sure you don't let on that anything serious is happening, tell her you have other plans, tell her you're too busy. You want to be vague! You want her to think that you do not place the same value on your time with her as she does.
Step 3) WAIT. As you are progressing through step 2 she will begin to miss the time the two of you spent together. As most women are naturally more introspective then men, she will start to examine herself, her feelings, her actions, and recent events to determine why it is that you have withdrawn. She'll become jellous of whatever is putting the new demands on your time and she'll realize that she is no longer number 1 in your life. This will bring out the competative side that all women have when it comes to men. She will soon realize that if she wants to have you in her life as before she needs to find a way to be "number 1" again. In nearly all instances she will conclude that she needs to "up the ante" in the relationship by introducing a romantic element. Once she does this you will note that she takes on a demonstrably more emotional/vulnerable/needy tone in her conversations with you. You will also note that she calls more often.
Step 4) Make time for her. Once it is clear that she has developed a new mindset surrounding you, it is your obligation to create an opportunity for her to set her plan of "upping the ante" into motion. You will need to let her know that you are willing to "rearrange your schedule" to make time for her (preferably on a night where neither of you have any obligations the next morning... because the sex is coming!). Plan an activity that the two of you enjoy but allows you to be alone or otherwise intiment. You want her attention to be on you and you alone. On this evening you will need to make her focus her mind on all the good things about the two of you, you want to reinforce to her that she wants/needs to have things back to the way they were in step 1. You also want to make sure she knows you are open to anything with her (but don't go so far as to say "yah, I'll do ya" or something stupid). As the evening gets closer to the end she will realize that if she wants to be primary in your life she has to do something NOW, and she will! She will either make the first move or signal to you that she is ready for you to make a move (if she's the shy type). IF YOU GET THE SIGNAL (if you even think you have received the signal) DO NOT HESITATE... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, GO GET IT. If you blow this opportunity it will never come around again.
Follow the above steps and I assure you that you'll be tapping that ass within 3-4 months. I have used this method on at least 4 women and it has worked everytime. Chemy used this method to nab his last girlfriend and several of my friends have employed this method to hook up with female friends. If you can play it right you cannot fail.
All the best in your quest,
Moral Hazard
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quote: | Originally posted by RickyM
you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about. |
quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down
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