quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
Yes, VAR, we get it. You're heterosexual. That's understood. You find women appealing. Very appealing. And a good many of them with BMI margins just shy of borderline anorexia. Got it. Everyone, in case you did not get VAR's memo, he is attracted to women whose mass should not be in excess of Calista Flockhart's in the late 90's. Athletic body types, preferred, but not necessary, so long as they are nearly androgynously thin.
No, VAR! I'm not saying you're secretly gay, privately coveting masculine features within a female ideal. No. That's not what I meant, at all. I'm sorry. Don't let me upset you. It's perfectly acceptable. You're right. I'm wrong. I didn't mean to imply that there's some part of you that secretly longs to be held in the loving embrace of a sinewy twink, with his semi-flacid member warming your thigh. Get that thought out of your head. |
LOL
i give 7/10 troll scale, nice.
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