quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
And?
So a beard doesn't show my jawline, and I don't have one anyways? What is your point? |
I'm explaining why your carefully sculpted beard looks shit. Like Jenny says, I don't get why neckbeards think it works to try and obscure the seamless meld between cheek and neck by covering it in hair, and then keeping the top lip clean. It's the facial equivalent of the combover. You'd probably be better off keeping your neck shaved and growing the stubble on your face to at least emphasise the divide between the two. But then, you've clearly designed your own appearance to be pre-emptive contraception.
Also, you may have some delusory notion that I'm sat here really angry at your appearance (which is a pretty pyrrhic victory, I'd say), but actually I'm just having fun taking potshots at the open goal that is your face.
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