quote: | Originally posted by nefardec
JON THE DENTIST POSTED A TRACKLIST AND IT IMPLODED |
IT WAS SO GOOD, IT SURPASSED THE SPEED OF SOUND, AND THEN LIGHT, CREATING A SINGULARITY WHEREUPON IT COLLAPSED ONTO ITSELF AND SHATTERED THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM AS IT SHRANK DOWN TO THE SIZE OF A SINGLE PIXEL WITH THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF TEN EARTHS THUS IMPELLING THE CASUAL INTERNET SURFER, PAST THE THREAD AND THEN THE OUTER DIMENSIONS OF THE GOOGLE RIFT, TO SLINGSHOT AROUND TWITTER AND COME IN FOR A LANDING AT AN OBSCURE YOUTUBE SPLASH PAGE, WHERE A SPOKESMAN PULLS A SEXTOY FROM A MUPPET!
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