Extra******y and tomfoolery. Scattimatrocious mincemeating pandaglions.
Feb-02-2012 03:25
Vector A
Your petrochemical arms
Registered: Apr 2011
Location: U.S.
Let me caress your viscera, your heaving heart and peristaltizing esophagus.
Feb-02-2012 03:26
EddieZilker
This is the dance.
Registered: Jan 2009
Location: Marijuana Sex Camp
Seldomly solipsistic Sybian sluts stultified simplistically sans sinusoidal satisfactions.
Feb-02-2012 03:29
Vector A
Your petrochemical arms
Registered: Apr 2011
Location: U.S.
Goldensundusk glimmerglomglam.
Feb-02-2012 03:33
Vector A
Your petrochemical arms
Registered: Apr 2011
Location: U.S.
And here I am about to get engaged. What a fucking joke. Fucking disaster, this whole fucking thing.
But ya know, what else is there to do?
Feb-02-2012 03:59
Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasília, Brazil
You're getting engaged against your will?
Please do her a favour, mate, she probably doesn't deserve this.
Feb-02-2012 04:08
Vector A
Your petrochemical arms
Registered: Apr 2011
Location: U.S.
No, not against my will at all, really. I love her. But me being who I am, I feel like I can never be sure how much of it is affection and how much is pathetic, cringing neediness and the desire to have somebody to toss complaints at.
Feb-02-2012 04:14
EddieZilker
This is the dance.
Registered: Jan 2009
Location: Marijuana Sex Camp
quote:
Originally posted by Lira
You're getting engaged against your will?
Please do her a favour, mate, she probably doesn't deserve this.
I have to echo this, man.
Feb-02-2012 04:20
infiniteJEST
solipsist sitcom
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: frolicking w/ minstrels, online.
If I may be allowed to speak at long last, Señor of my soul: you need not worry about tossing complaints, for one may freely do that whenever they like on the internet. As for the pathetic, cringing neediness, you need only scrawl out some poetry and post it upon the aforementioned internet. As for affection, we all know that you are a sick bastard, and you do not fool me anymore than the enchantments found in those tongues you all just uttered.
Feb-02-2012 04:23
EddieZilker
This is the dance.
Registered: Jan 2009
Location: Marijuana Sex Camp
quote:
Originally posted by infiniteJEST
If I may be allowed to speak at long last, Señor of my soul: you need not worry about tossing complaints, for one may freely do that whenever they like on the internet. As for the pathetic, cringing neediness, you need only scrawl out some poetry and post it upon the aforementioned internet. As for affection, we all know that you are a sick bastard, and you do not fool me anymore than the enchantments found in those tongues you all just uttered.
I like the cut of your jib and the tilt of your swagger.
Feb-02-2012 05:00
Alex
Suck a cheetah's dick
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Montreal
So it's my buddy's birthday this Friday. He's a gamer so I got him the new Final Fantasy game.
I decided to spice it up a bit by printing out a granny porn dvd sleeve to put the game in.
Should I have gone with Tonnes of Fun instead?
Feb-02-2012 05:24
infiniteJEST
solipsist sitcom
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: frolicking w/ minstrels, online.