How easy is it to become Brazilian?
I'll come down with a Twitter account, no experience, and a $500 billion loan from my dad and turn that $500 billion into $501 billion.
Then I'll sell Alex chicken wings at Best Buy, make cheap suits that look good and win your government.
Wanna be secretary/minister of Education Lira? You'll enjoy a tax rate of -900%, and I'll pardon you for waxing beach hoes without their consent.
Sushi can be minister of birds.
Oh, and I'll throw all the Japanese out of my rallies.
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