Have you ever done something so immoral in a dream that you felt guilty throughout the day? I know dreams are often uninteresting, but I guess even PKC will find this one a bit amusing:
I don't remember how I got there, but I found a couple of Chinese villagers in a supermarket nearby, where I challenged them to a breakdancing competition that turned into a threesome (for whatever reason, busting moves and busting a nut are related in my mind, danm you Freud!). After I gave her a daily dose of car battery flavoured protein shake, some guards showed up and arrested them as I hid behind the cashier. They were extremely angry at me for not trying to save them, so I actually went back there the next day (in my dream) in order to have my arse kicked and make things even. But, as the guy charged at me, I woke up.
When I got out of bed, I felt so guilty and ashamed for my "actions", that I could barely look at anyone in the eye until lunch
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