dear samsung mobile,

thank you for edjumacating me that 'ear' and 'fap' are t9 equivalents. i lol'ed.

love,
moi

Dear every woman I've ever loved

I want you to sit on my face and *** in m mouth. Seriously though it was fun while it lasted and if their is any I mean any thing I can ever do to help

Don't ask me bitch! I gave you every thing you needed in your times of need and I get left holding the bag.Don't fuckin' call me anymore loose my number forget the name and never I repeat never tell anyone you knew me, that social suicide for fucks sake.

oh I'm sending this to them next and I shit you not!!!!!!!!!

___________________
Let me tell ya what "Like a
Virgin"'s about. It's about some
cooze who's a regular fuck
machine.
I mean all the time, morning, day,
night, afternoon, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick.

How does one loose a number?

quote:

Originally posted by Frenchie How does one loose a number?

maybe he wants it distributed and used loosely?

Damn I forgot what a literal bunch all of you are.....No I mean don't eve call me again. I was worked up when I wrote it but I'm all blazed now so I'm fine happy days are upon us

___________________
Let me tell ya what "Like a
Virgin"'s about. It's about some
cooze who's a regular fuck
machine.
I mean all the time, morning, day,
night, afternoon, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick.

Dear god,

Please send the members of the COR to hell before me.

love
Irony

quote:

Originally posted by Lilith Dear god, Please send the members of the COR to hell before me. love Irony

Dear Lilith,

you should take a vacation to the states. la more precisely.

warmest regards
la ta assholes.

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

quote:

Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

quote:

Originally posted by gehzumteufel Dear Lilith, you should take a vacation to the states. la more precisely. warmest regards la ta assholes.

dearet lilith,

here's a first class voucher on singapore. meet us in LA next year

your executive platinum friendy-friend,
nik

quote:

Originally posted by iclone dearet lilith, here's a first class voucher on singapore. meet us in LA next year your executive platinum friendy-friend, nik

woohoo thanks for the help convincing her!

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

quote:

Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

Dear God,

Please don't let my private pilot student kill me tomorrow, on his very first flight.

kthx,

jfk-pilot

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by jfk-pilot Dear God, Please don't let my private pilot student kill me tomorrow, on his very first flight. kthx, jfk-pilot

Dear Jfk-pilot,

i enjoy flying and would like to learn more than just the tiny amount that i have learned. what do lessons run?

signed
the jew

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

quote:

Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.