quote: | Originally posted by Ian
My helmet serves two purposes, one from dickheads who can't drive, and secondly if you try to steal someones bike and they're wearing a helmet with a peak on it, they can easily break your nose with one simple forward movement. Generally I only have to swear at about two drivers per 15 mile journey, and it makes great entertainment for anyone within earshot to hear WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING YOU STUPID CUNT bellowed out. |
quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Your helmet serves two purposes-
A: making it easier for the ambo to pick up your head from the nearest gutter
B: keeping the brains in so they don't have to pick them up with a shovel |
quote: | Originally posted by Ian
with you driving perhaps. There are some reallllly shit drivers these days though, I'm usually seen giving them a round of applause when they pull a thick move, which on average is about every 5th car we come up by. It's that bad. Worst offenders are women aged 18-40, women aged 41-60, men in suits who think everyone has to get out of their way because they're late for meetings because they've been banging their secretary, kids who think they're invincible, and in general everyone on the road pretty much. |
quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Nah-uh, what you confuse is the "rules of the road" thinking that you know the "laws of the road" and have rights
The laws of the road, say you can have that little bit of the left lane.
Rules of the road, you give way to things that are bigger than you, unless you can really quickly get out of the way, because they'll squash you like a bug. |
quote: | Originally posted by Ian
Owwwwww. Some ******s just caused me to come off my bike. cut up both my hands, my knees, my leg, my elbow & got a big lump on my shoulder from impact. Tonights gonna be sore. On the plus side, I now know I CAN do a 360 flip, although I'd rather have landed it infront of people applauding |
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