Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
Dec-28-2010 05:46
infiniteJEST
solipsist sitcom
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: frolicking w/ minstrels, online.
"C'mon, bro. Be a mod."
"Uh-O-Ok."
Stu attempts to wrap his lips around the outer edge of the bong.
"No dude your lips go in it."
"Uh-O-Ok."
Stu takes a half-decent rip; a noble effort.
"How do you feel?"
Stu enters a conscious carousel pertaining on how to properly respond without sounding stupid or pretentious and to fit the vibe of his surroundings. A minute passes. The noises of the crowd begin to feel heavy. Laughter is heard from the corner; Stu scolds himself for whatever he did to be laughed at. He wonders how he can splice together a funny comment to brush off being laughed at with his answer of how he's feeling, for efficiency. A group of girls enter the room and Stu enters a mental blank.
"Pass it here bro."
"Uh-O-Ok."
Stu is struggling the analyze the body language of those around him.
"So what do you do in your spare time?"
"I um. I-um ph-photograph birds."
"What?"
"Y-yeah. Um. Um. Do you listen to trance?"
"..."
"..."
Dec-28-2010 05:54
MrJiveBoJingles
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: U.S.
quote:
Originally posted by infiniteJEST
"C'mon, bro. Be a mod."
"Uh-O-Ok."
Stu attempts to wrap his lips around the outer edge of the bong.
"No dude your lips go in it."
"Uh-O-Ok."
Stu takes a half-decent rip; a noble effort.
"How do you feel?"
Stu enters a conscious carousel pertaining on how to properly respond without sounding stupid or pretentious and to fit the vibe of his surroundings. A minute passes. The noises of the crowd begin to feel heavy. Laughter is heard from the corner; Stu scolds himself for whatever he did to be laughed at. He wonders how he can splice together a funny comment to brush off being laughed at with his answer of how he's feeling, for efficiency. A group of girls enter the room and Stu enters a mental blank.
"Pass it here bro."
"Uh-O-Ok."
Stu is struggling the analyze the body language of those around him.
"So what do you do in your spare time?"
"I um. I-um ph-photograph birds."
"What?"
"Y-yeah. Um. Um. Do you listen to trance?"
"..."
"..."
I can sense some DFW in there.
Dec-28-2010 05:58
infiniteJEST
solipsist sitcom
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: frolicking w/ minstrels, online.
I have a habit of writing anecdotes in the manner of whomever I'm reading at the moment. I've already done Faulkner, Nabokov, and D.F.W. a few times. I guess you could say it's practice.
Dec-28-2010 06:01
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
quote:
Originally posted by infiniteJEST
"C'mon, bro. Be a mod."
"Uh-O-Ok."
Stu attempts to wrap his lips around the outer edge of the bong.
"No dude your lips go in it."
"Uh-O-Ok."
Stu takes a half-decent rip; a noble effort.
"How do you feel?"
Stu enters a conscious carousel pertaining on how to properly respond without sounding stupid or pretentious and to fit the vibe of his surroundings. A minute passes. The noises of the crowd begin to feel heavy. Laughter is heard from the corner; Stu scolds himself for whatever he did to be laughed at. He wonders how he can splice together a funny comment to brush off being laughed at with his answer of how he's feeling, for efficiency. A group of girls enter the room and Stu enters a mental blank.
"Pass it here bro."
"Uh-O-Ok."
Stu is struggling the analyze the body language of those around him.
"So what do you do in your spare time?"
"I um. I-um ph-photograph birds."
"What?"
"Y-yeah. Um. Um. Do you listen to trance?"
"..."
"..."
Awesome.
Dec-28-2010 06:18
MrJiveBoJingles
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: U.S.
Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment.
Dec-28-2010 06:25
shaw
RIP
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Intergalactic Mimosa Station
quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
I dunno, I did have some good cracked out early mornings. Other people hated to see the sun come up, but I kind of enjoyed it. There's a certain clarity and peacefulness that I feel after having stayed up the whole night with my brain all wired.
Perhaps I'm perverse.
Count me in. I absolutely hate seeing the sun come up, even if I'm sober.
Dec-28-2010 06:27
infiniteJEST
solipsist sitcom
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: frolicking w/ minstrels, online.
The Ennet House Drug and Alcohol Recovery House (sic).
Dec-28-2010 06:29
MrJiveBoJingles
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: U.S.
Feral infants.
Dec-28-2010 06:33
infiniteJEST
solipsist sitcom
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: frolicking w/ minstrels, online.
There.
Dec-28-2010 06:36
Meat187
Diese scheiß Katze
Registered: Dec 2007
Location: The Night's Plutonian Shore
^^
I can't bring myself to read that book because it has been compared to Ulysses, which, as everyone knows, is complete and utter shit.
...
Also, I find it increasingly hard not to blindly hate on anything that pseudo-intellectuals might like.
Dec-28-2010 06:55
infiniteJEST
solipsist sitcom
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: frolicking w/ minstrels, online.