came home and found this sitting on my kitchen bench as a present, fucking winning!!

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Originally posted by Sushipunk What for?

To exchange money for sexual promiscuity. It just pisses Nou off because he usually stops taking clients past 10PM.

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Originally posted by narcism came home and found this sitting on my kitchen bench as a present, fucking winning!!

An espresso machine and a grinder? Looks nice! I think I need nicer friends.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk What for?

I don't know, woke up about 5am a month ago to some black dude rooting around the back porch, called the cops but he was long gone after he saw a light come on.

Got back from a bike ride today and the neighbors said our gate was open again.

Probably someone looking for something to steal and hock. Assholes.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby I don't know, woke up about 5am a month ago to some black dude rooting around the back porch, called the cops but he was long gone after he saw a light come on. Got back from a bike ride today and the neighbors said our gate was open again. Probably someone looking for something to steal and hock. Assholes.

It doesn't help that your gate, with no lock, is right on that busy-ish street. You could probably eliminate the problem if you got a lock or moved the gate to the other side.

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Originally posted by idoru It doesn't help that your gate, with no lock, is right on that busy-ish street. You could probably eliminate the problem if you got a lock or moved the gate to the other side.

Funny you should mention that, they come in the side gate between the houses! The gate is hard as shit to open too because we never used it and the grass/dirt has grown up around it.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Funny you should mention that, they come in the side gate between the houses! The gate is hard as shit to open too because we never used it and the grass/dirt has grown up around it.

Buy locks.

Yea, probably will. I hate going through the front door though, the lock jams up when you try and open it from the outside sometimes. The back door is much easier.

Thats what she said.

Had a friend's birthday on Saturday... One of my buddies gave the birthday boy a fleshlight

The birthday boy's reaction was classic. Middle of a crowded restaurant he's trying to stuff the thing under the table and shit. Owned.

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Originally posted by Alex trying to stuff the thing under the table

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Originally posted by Lira

No pun intended.

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