Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Warsaw, Earth, 1 AU
who is Jake ?
Feb-05-2010 15:36
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
quote:
Originally posted by stren
who is Jake ?
Um, pro wrestler? With snake? Last name Roberts?
Read a book for once Stren.
Feb-05-2010 15:42
LeopoldStotch
Suapremae tranecadictt
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Yawbs,Giaks,and Automobiles
i finally figured out rob schneider.
all his movies suck if he stars in it. he looks like a complete idiot when he's out there by himself. however, put adam sandler next to him, and he looks like the funniest guy since chop liver. go figure. if i was rob schneider, i should just stick with adam, and not try to go solo.
Feb-05-2010 16:04
Banora
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2008
Location: Sushipunk Army HQ
So I think I did a bad thing this morning. This terror of an 8-year-old girl I got roped into watching in the mornings (fucking 7am) told me they are taking her beautiful German Sheppard puppy to the pound because "momma said she's too wild and she is going to live there until she's older and calms down."
Now, I had just spent 45 minutes telling this kid to get her ass out of bed (while she argued) on two hours of sleep and her mother hasn't paid me in two weeks, so I was feeling pretty loathsome to her at the moment. I blurted out: "What? No thats retarded, you can't get you dog back, they'll kill her."
She then goes into her whole "Nu uh, momma said..." speech (complete with an annoying hick accent). I then told her, very matter-of-factly how animal shelters work. She sat there the whole time stroking her dogs head with her eyes as wide as saucers.
Feb-05-2010 16:24
Ted Promo
NWO WOLFPACK INSANE
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Can this be my goal??!
I smell only lies, treachery, and deceit in here.
Feb-05-2010 16:25
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
quote:
Originally posted by Banora
they are taking her beautiful German Sheppard puppy to the pound because "momma said she's too wild and she is going to live there until she's older and calms down."
Burn their house down with the child in it. Those people deserve to be gassed. Well, perhaps not, but far more than the dog does.
Feb-05-2010 16:30
Banora
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2008
Location: Sushipunk Army HQ
I wish it was lies, because I wouldn't have to get up every morning to deal with this kid.
quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Burn their house down with the child in it. Those people deserve to be gassed. Well, perhaps not, but far more than the dog does.
Hal, I could go on for days about these people. Honestly, only reason I haven't called CPS and Housing Authority on them is because her mother had been paying me fairly well.
Feb-05-2010 16:30
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
I believe my advice addresses this as well.
Feb-05-2010 16:32
Banora
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2008
Location: Sushipunk Army HQ
With as bad of a condition as the house (can it really be called that) is in it wouldn't be hard. I could always blame it on the 39048320918029202 mice that roam wild in there.
Feb-05-2010 16:34
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
i finally figured out rob schneider.
all his movies suck if he stars in it. he looks like a complete idiot when he's out there by himself. however, put adam sandler next to him, and he looks like the funniest guy since chop liver. go figure. if i was rob schneider, i should just stick with adam, and not try to go solo.
Feb-05-2010 17:03
Omega_Blue
Someone Changed My Custom
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Gone
someone close the old thread! it's at page #777, a good number imo.
today i'm having an evaluation for a drug deferral program! yay. to ensure that my adult criminal record remains spotless. ehhh.