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Alex
Suck a cheetah's dick



Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Montreal

quote:
Originally posted by Fran666



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PivotTechno
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Registered: Feb 2008
Location: Citizen, World

(works best if told in a Filipino accent, trust)

A pregnant woman gets into an accident and goes into coma. She wakes up 6 months after and the first thing she asked was about her baby. The doctor tells her that she gave birth to twins —a boy and a girl.

The doctor says, "We weren't sure how long you were going to be in a coma so your family had them baptized. Your brother named your children for you."

Mother: Oh no! My brother is such an idiot. What did he call them?!?

Doctor: He named your daughter, "Denise".

Mother: Oh, he wasn't such an idiot after all! What did he name my son?

Doctor : "Denephew".


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ostrich
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Registered: Jan 2008
Location: MTL

^ hahaha. good one!


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Fran666
Party Hard, Dance Harder!



Registered: Apr 2007
Location: Retired

hulkadjmania 1 ?


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Fran666
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Fran666
Party Hard, Dance Harder!



Registered: Apr 2007
Location: Retired


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Spin Laden
Nick Vachon approved



Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9

quote:
Originally posted by Fran666
hulkadjmania 1 ?



lol

Jerry Lawler had a heart attack in Montreal for real, Monday night Raw. Knowing Vince, he'll try to make money off that

source:http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling...0/20186426.html


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Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

quote:
Originally posted by Enjoy
a classic from the aria days:
me: are you on TA?
girl: uhhhh... im on speed

Old Post Sep-11-2012 20:06  Canada
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Spin Laden
Nick Vachon approved



Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9

not that I think it warrants joke of the day but when I saw Hogan djing... well..


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quote:
Originally posted by Ravemontreal
Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

quote:
Originally posted by Enjoy
a classic from the aria days:
me: are you on TA?
girl: uhhhh... im on speed

Old Post Sep-11-2012 20:25  Canada
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Spin Laden
Nick Vachon approved



Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9

Electronic dance music superstar Deadmau5 has found love with U.S. TV mechanic Jesse James' ex Kat Von D.

The top DJ has been cooing about his new romance on Twitter.com, posting snapshots of himself with the celebrity tattoo artist and singer.

Confirming his relationship status in a tweet on Sunday, Deadmau5, real name Joel Thomas Zimmerman, wrote, "Yeah, im (in) love... inb4 I find a f**k to give over the Internet implodes over it... (sic) at least I'm happy!"

Von D called off her engagement to James last year, six months after Sandra Bullock's former husband asked her to marry him.

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/09/1...ooist-kat-von-d


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quote:
Originally posted by Ravemontreal
Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

quote:
Originally posted by Enjoy
a classic from the aria days:
me: are you on TA?
girl: uhhhh... im on speed

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devnull
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Feb 2006
Location:

quote:
Originally posted by Spin Laden
Electronic dance music superstar Deadmau5 has found love with U.S. TV mechanic Jesse James' ex Kat Von D.

The top DJ has been cooing about his new romance on Twitter.com, posting snapshots of himself with the celebrity tattoo artist and singer.

Confirming his relationship status in a tweet on Sunday, Deadmau5, real name Joel Thomas Zimmerman, wrote, "Yeah, im (in) love... inb4 I find a f**k to give over the Internet implodes over it... (sic) at least I'm happy!"

Von D called off her engagement to James last year, six months after Sandra Bullock's former husband asked her to marry him.

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/09/1...ooist-kat-von-d



It’s good to see that Kat is over her failed romance with ick-meister Jesse James. But back to the main point: Here is a selection of appropriate headlines, which should last through the relationship.

Katwoman meets Mau5keteer

• Mau5 chases Kat

• Mau5 catches Kat-scratch fever

• Smitten kitten toys with Mau5

• Mau5 working on hilarious Kat video

Kat Graham, Cat Deeley and Kat Dennings shocked and appalled as fellow Kat takes up with Mau5

• Kat fails to kill Deadmau5. Shunned by other Kats

• Insider claims Mau5 is no tiger in the Kat bed

• Kat caught in Mau5-trap! Is the Meowedding off?



http://www.thestar.com/entertainmen...headlines-begin


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ostrich
13percent.ca



Registered: Jan 2008
Location: MTL

Think she should open up for SHM


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ghost of taha
Senior tranceaddict



Registered: Sep 2009
Location: où? dans ton cul



this is her "real" audition, omg my ears

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