Yes, and my incessant flatulence
Nah, I'm annoyed and rather irked by what Jenny has already pointed out: everyone's too uptight with the opposite sex around here, except for a few friends...
"OMG, a girl visited you at home? That looks bad!"
"OMG, you got drunk with a girl? That's even worse!"
"OMG, you have plans to hang out with a girl next week? Isn't she committed? But Saturday is Valentine's Day, you're up to no good, aren't you? Oh, and she doesn't love her boyfriend!"
"OMG, your girlfriend is away and we chat? You totally want me, don't you? Oh, you don't? Then sod off, I'll get someone else to inseminate me!"
Gah, I can't take it any more! No, I'm not going to feel bad about it any more! I'm not out to discharge semen on everyone, though I obviously miss doing that every once in a while, god damn it, leave me the hell alone! And, no, I don't strike conversations with you because I want to bang you!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!
Cultural note: We celebrate Valentine's Day on the 12th June here.
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