quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
In all fairness, that is a pretty fucking stupid name for a country. They couldn't have just named it Rapeland? |
Oh nonono, the gems that have spewed from her mouth since then have been priceless. Until now she thought balloons that flew away outside just drifted into space, and she also didn't realize they leaked their helium. She said about this: "Oh so thats why when we blow the balloons up for kids at work at the end of the day they are pretty much hovering near the ground".
She also is an American Football fanatic (won't stop talking about it and comparing soccer to it) and she loves playing except she hates catching the ball because it 'hurts her chest'. Her boyfriend said "Sweetie, you have to catch the ball with your hands, not your body." She paused, looked as though she was thinking really hard and then goes "Oh my god that makes much more sense!"
ETA: Jesus fuck she just asked if Rome was in France. I am going to murder this bitch.
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