Since we're on the topic of dog humping, I have a story to share...
Back in the 5th grade I went to visit a friend in Thousand Oaks, about 45 minutes south of where I currently live. Once I got there, my friend took me around the house and gave me a tour (the house was huge).
So we're making our way to his bedroom to play Super Nintendo, when his dog appears out of nowhere, and viciously attacks my leg by humping it at full force. I've never experienced anything like that, and I started laughing really, really hard... So hard that it gave me an asthma attack!! I kept trying to shake him off, but the ****** would not let go! My asthma was getting worse, and I needed to use my inhaler badly, but I couldn't get to it because the dog would not allow me to move! My friend wasn't helping because he said it was the funniest shit he's ever seen...
My friend's dad heard all of the commotion and saw what was happening. If you could've seen the look on his face... It was a mixture of shock, horror, and mild amusement. He pulled off the horn dog and took him outside.
One of the funniest and strangest moments of my life.
I almost died getting humped by a dog...
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