This reminds me of my father.
He wasn't so explicit, but he used to pay a lot of attention to girls when we went out and he'd "let me and my brother know" when a girl looked at us. It was downright annoying because I'm not the most flirtatious person on Earth, and I'm not going to do that with my dad! But, thankfully, he stopped doing that thanks to my brother being a very confident passive-agressive twit.
One day, they were eating at McDonald's and he said something like "Look, there's a girl looking at you, at 7 o'clock, she looks cute and is wearing a green shirt". My brother calmly stopped eating, looked at the girl to make sure she was looking at him, turned back to my father, got the lettuce off the sandwich and cleaned his mouth with it as if it were a napkin. Then looked back at the girl and winked at her.
He then looked straight as if nothing had happened, grinned, and resumed eating. He's my hero
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