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2fan
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Temperatures in the world and Norway


+15C / 59F
This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.

+10C / 50F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.

+5C / 41F
Italian cars won't start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.

0C / 32F
Distilled water freezes. The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.

-5C / 23F
People in California almost freeze to death. The Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter.

-10C / 14F
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves.

-20C / -4F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

-30C / -22F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.

-40C / -40F
Paris starts cracking in the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.

-50C / -58F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegians army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

-70C / -94F
The false Santa moves south. The Norwegians army goes out on winter survival training.

-183C / -297.4F
Microbes in food don't survive. The Norwegians cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

-273C / -459.4F
ALL atom-based movement halts. The Norwegians start saying, "Faen, d e kaldt i dag."

-300C / -508F
Hell freezes over; Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

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lol


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Originally posted by jp


good one

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2fan
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Dont mess with Kurt

Old Post Dec-16-2004 20:45  Norway
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Mr.Mystery
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Blatantly stolen from the original finnish version. The eurovision song contest is a dead giveaway.


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N|te-L|fe
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Lol !! Excellent

We're pretty close here in Canada too


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except that you don't have eurovision, lucky bastards.


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Cloudburst
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Registered: Oct 2003
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Good one.

If you look on a map Norway, Sweden, Finland are all one the same altitude as northern Canada. No wonder people think it's cold here.


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N|te-L|fe
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Registered: May 2003
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quote:
Originally posted by tu_face
except that you don't have eurovision, lucky bastards.


Mwehehe, we have our lame channels, dont worry


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Misty Kitty
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imagine if eurovision was a permanent channel

we're very lucky its only once a year!

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