Registered: Oct 2010
Location: Ici William Bumbray du service de police de la communauté urbaine de Montréal Esti.
i'll rub my cock all over her toothbrush for 2 dollars service charge. Bitch won't look good in your clothes if hewr mouf looks like it has the ebola.
Apr-01-2011 15:35
Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasília, Brazil
quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I swear I had this same conversation with a client a few years back
Are people really this dense?
And did your convo include the happy ending promised in the video?
Apr-01-2011 15:44
Moral Hazard
Oppressing the 99%
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: with the 1%
quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Are people really this dense?
And did your convo include the happy ending promised in the video?
I really do wish I could threaten anal rape! Sadly, yes, people are that dense.
Apr-01-2011 15:46
Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasília, Brazil
quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I really do wish I could threaten anal rape! Sadly, yes, people are that dense.
Sometimes I can't imagine how sad (or funny, depending on your humour) it must be to deal with insurance/law
ps.: Did you get the thing I sent you on Facebook?
Apr-01-2011 16:01
gmilf
tranceaddict in training
Registered: Sep 2010
Location: pluto
quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I swear I had this same conversation with a client a few years back
Apr-01-2011 17:24
Moral Hazard
Oppressing the 99%
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: with the 1%
quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Sometimes I can't imagine how sad (or funny, depending on your humour) it must be to deal with insurance/law
ps.: Did you get the thing I sent you on Facebook?
It's actually really entertaining to deal with insurance and law (lucky me get both). You wouldn't believe the stupid shit people do when they think they can get a few bucks... and when they think no one is watching.
Apr-01-2011 18:14
Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasília, Brazil
quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
It's actually really entertaining to deal with insurance and law (lucky me get both). You wouldn't believe the stupid shit people do when they think they can get a few bucks... and when they think no one is watching.
Do tell, I'm reading
By the way, I was talking to my fiancée about the risks of oral sex while driving, and I mentioned that guy who got rear-ended when his girlfriend was blowing him. The one thing you and your brother didn't tell us bothered her though: did his girlfriend's teeth chop his willy off?
Apr-01-2011 18:26
Moral Hazard
Oppressing the 99%
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: with the 1%
quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Do tell, I'm reading
By the way, I was talking to my fiancée about the risks of oral sex while driving, and I mentioned that guy who got rear-ended when his girlfriend was blowing him. The one thing you and your brother didn't tell us bothered her though: did his girlfriend's teeth chop his willy off?
There were severe lacerations but it remained attached.
Apr-01-2011 19:06
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
Its idiots like that which make it justifiable for most lawyers to be making so much fucking money.
Apr-01-2011 19:20
EgosXII
Aphorism
Registered: Apr 2007
Location:
so awesome, probably the hottest 3-way ever
Apr-01-2011 23:57
gmilf
tranceaddict in training
Registered: Sep 2010
Location: pluto
quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Do tell, I'm reading
By the way, I was talking to my fiancée about the risks of oral sex while driving, and I mentioned that guy who got rear-ended when his girlfriend was blowing him. The one thing you and your brother didn't tell us bothered her though: did his girlfriend's teeth chop his willy off?
I've heard of something like this happening! When I was shadowing some surgeons for school a while ago they were talking about a couple that came in after a car wreck. They hit a tree and the girl chomped down and choked to death on his dick, the guy bled to death before they could operate. They put the cause of death as "head trauma." They may have been pulling my leg, but after seeing some of this shit people come into surgery for there really isn't a need to make up stories.
Apr-02-2011 00:35
shaw
RIP
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Intergalactic Mimosa Station
I fucking hate people who refuse to participate in any decision-making (under the guise of being a hands-off, objective-only person), then start making demands and micro-managing, without a shred of familiarity with what's being done and why.
"I don't want to know. Just tell me when it's done."
6 months pass...
"When is this going to be done? What about this [pointless task]? You're going to do this tomorrow, don't you think? I think it should take a week" etc. etc.