Dear swine flu

Please fuck off out of my body. You've been partying it up for 4 days now, its about time my immune system really showed you who's boss. Really, you're killing me with this cough. At least you seem to have finally moved on from my nasal cavity, but you've left it trashed as usual. You really need to learn to clean up after yourselves and not leave such a mess behind.

Regards,
Body






Dear Immune System,

What the fuck am I paying you for? Pull up your socks boys and lift your game! 4 fucking days, you've never taken this long before. Don't rest on your laurels, get out there and show his virus who's in charge here! Be champions!

Regards,
Rest of the body








Dear Rest of body

Please hold. Your call is important to us and a member of our staff will attend to it as soon as we can. Please have your account number and order details ready for our customer service agent.

Regards
Immune System Central Order Processing Unit






Damn

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**Man I'm Pretty**

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dear jolz,

i can't believe your luck just done a 360 in a matter of 20minutes.
FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

- extremely happy jolz

Dear Dick,

After all the hoodrats we've been through you still haven't fallen off. You're my nigga till the end.

Your Master
-Dj Skez

Dear left foot;

Please wake up, I don't like it when you're all tingly like this.

Yours,

The rest of your body.

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quote:

Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

Dear Banora

You'll have to use the other foot for now

Ian x

Dear Ice-tea

why are you so sweet?

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quote:

Originally posted by Meat187 Because "American Football" is neither played with a ball nor with your feet. It should be called Handegg.

quote:

Originally posted by Ian Dear Banora You'll have to use the other foot for now Ian x

Dear Ian;

I thought you liked it when I used both feet?

- Banora

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quote:

Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

dear banora

maybe I do. Maybe I do.

but no comment

dear max,

WHAT THE FUCK, DOG? Chewing my phone while i'm gone = not cool. if you weren't so damn cute, you'd be sleeping on the floor tonight.

pissed as hell; but a sap for your cute face,

will

dear will,

you are a fagg0t

- max

Dear Alexander Semin


lololol, pwnd. Have a nice summer you arrogant prick.


Yours truly

Sid 'overhyped and nothing special' Crosby

quote:

Originally posted by DuBam Dear Alexander Semin lololol, pwnd. Have a nice summer you arrogant prick. Yours truly Sid 'overhyped and nothing special' Crosby

Dear Sid

It's not over, not over, not over, not over yet.

-Grace