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Trance-M
Since 1994 tranceaddict



Registered: Oct 2005
Location: Limburg, Netherlands

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Cloud Computing Is Great, But What If It Rains?



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Indian government official Vishwa Bandhu Gupta deserves a Master Class Troll Lifetime Achievement Award for his performance in this five minute video and complete bamboozling of a poor reporter. Before we ridicule the reporter for buying Gupta’s spiel, keep in mind that 51% of Americans think cloud computing actually has something to do with clouds.


I laughed at the 51%, until I realized it could be 60% easily in Holland...


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Old Post Aug-31-2012 18:30  Netherlands
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Acton
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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: London

I posted this in another thread, but I'm posting it here as well, as it's probably the funniest thing I've seen all year.


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Trance-M
Since 1994 tranceaddict



Registered: Oct 2005
Location: Limburg, Netherlands

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Originally posted by Acton
I posted this in another thread, but I'm posting it here as well, as it's probably the funniest thing I've seen all year.


LOL, and stepping out of it like nothing happened, not even dizzy or throwing up


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KilldaDJ
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Registered: Sep 2001
Location: beer


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PivotTechno
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Registered: Feb 2008
Location: Citizen, World

Dropped this in the Montreal forum, but good enough to repeat...

(works best if told in a Filipino accent, trust)

A pregnant woman gets into an accident and goes into coma. She wakes up 6 months after and the first thing she asked was about her baby. The doctor tells her that she gave birth to twins —a boy and a girl.

The doctor says, "We weren't sure how long you were going to be in a coma so your family had them baptized. Your brother named your children for you."

Mother: Oh no! My brother is such an idiot. What did he call them?!?

Doctor: He named your daughter, "Denise".

Mother: Oh, he wasn't such an idiot after all! What did he name my son?

Doctor : "Denephew".


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meriter
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Registered: May 2009
Location:

Joke:

Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! "More bread for me," man think. But bread have worm.






Joke:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.


....


http://www.chrisconnollyonline.com/...vian-humor.html

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Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen



Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast

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Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference?
Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing!


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Trance-M
Since 1994 tranceaddict



Registered: Oct 2005
Location: Limburg, Netherlands

Awesome toy, especially at work


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Old Post Sep-03-2012 18:31  Netherlands
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Blake
recovering tranceaddict



Registered: Mar 2005
Location: New York, New York

quote:
Originally posted by PivotTechno
Dropped this in the Montreal forum, but good enough to repeat...

(works best if told in a Filipino accent, trust)

A pregnant woman gets into an accident and goes into coma. She wakes up 6 months after and the first thing she asked was about her baby. The doctor tells her that she gave birth to twins —a boy and a girl.

The doctor says, "We weren't sure how long you were going to be in a coma so your family had them baptized. Your brother named your children for you."

Mother: Oh no! My brother is such an idiot. What did he call them?!?

Doctor: He named your daughter, "Denise".

Mother: Oh, he wasn't such an idiot after all! What did he name my son?

Doctor : "Denephew".


I actually read this to myself in a Filipino accent, lol. Good one!


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Trance-M
Since 1994 tranceaddict



Registered: Oct 2005
Location: Limburg, Netherlands

Well, kind of funny: "Apple fanboy" alternative: "iFan"


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Old Post Sep-04-2012 19:15  Netherlands
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Trance-M
Since 1994 tranceaddict



Registered: Oct 2005
Location: Limburg, Netherlands

LOL

Chinese Hospital Offers Handsfree Sperm Extraction Device

http://www.tomshardware.com/news/re...ctor,17922.html


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According to the manufacturer, the speed, amplitude and frequency can be adjusted by the user...



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