quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
I got pulled over on the highway early Sunday morning for passing a cop in the outside lane in a construction zone.
Cop comes to my window and says "Why did you pass a police officer?!"
To which I replied "Actually, I passed that other guy." (Cause the cop was taking up the inside/passing lane)
So he gets all pissed and says "The speed limit's 80! Strictly enforced! It's double the fine!"
And I said "Well, I couldn't have been going more than 90."
He gets more pissed and says "You're arguing with me!"
And I said "No, I'm not arguing. I know the limit's 80 and I know how fast I was going." Then I apologized, sheepishly.
So the cop kinda throws his hands up and says "Well slow down!!" and let me be on my way.
Then we both drove 130 the whole way home HAHAHA.
Fuckin idiot. "Why did you pass a police officer." Uh fuck you. |
Why didn't you blow em up for subtraction on that tickattt. You Prob woulda enjoyed it too, feel me?
JKkk. oh dear..
i love you jenny.
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