All the weekend rockstars in the toilets
Practicing their lines
This post is better than your post
Girl + Sweater = Hotness
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Illegal Pete's
dear mom & dad,
ok so i never tell you i love you and stuff because i find it embarassing, but yeah...i guess i do. but you are embarassing so that's why i never want to bring people around for dinner or something...and don't ask me about my personal life anymore because i don't want to talk about it.
so yeah...i still love you and all, but eh...i'm really over it and all i want from you is sex because you have a great rack and are ok in bed...mostly cause i love your rack.
i stole your wallet when we were younger and that's where it went...opps. sorry about that, but i did enjoy the money at the time. and sorry for always picking on you when we were little.
i'm starting to get a little creeped that you keep talking to me. we broke up and i don't really want to keep hearing about how you are alone bla bla bla and all your friends don't like you bla bla bla. why am i too nice to just say that? i get really tired of that highschool bullshit and it's the reason i broke up with your ass in the first place. maybe if you were a little hotter i could take it, but eh...stop messaging me. and offering me sex will not get me to date you again.
more in a sec hehehe...good thread
I Kill For You
Registered: Aug 2004
Location: Tongeren, Belgium
Man there's some hardc0r posting in here! I've posted something with already 7 replies behind it
Originally posted by RickyM
you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: where blue skies meet the sunrise
dear random slutty girl,
why did you leave me? i can change baby. come back and i promise things will be different.
Originally posted by lucid
pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
, no letter to me????? Grrrrr!
you can just pretend my dear craig letter was to you.
My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Make it happen cap'n
Registered: Mar 2004
Get over yourself and stop acting all hard done by. ur obsession with the scottish and braveheart is barely stomachable, so quit your hipocritical emo bullshit, and die.
because no one cares about you or zoe.
Fortuna Favet Fortibus.
Registered: Mar 2001
You are a fucking head-case. I broke up with you for a reason. Do not ocntinue calling me and texting me. Stop accusing me of stealing your shirt that you gave me. I doubt that you're ever going to find anyone to put up with your shit, because I certainly put up with it a lot longer than 99% of the population would. Stop.
You're the biggest regret I have. I wish I could go back three years and not have been such a fuck up and thrown away a great relationship because I was selfish and partying was more important than you.
I don't know why I broke up with you. You are smoking hot and love sex. Everywhere. What was wrong with me? Oh yeah that's right I couldn't stand talking to you on the phone and listening to you cry to me for hours about stupid shit. Cry literally. See someone.