| quote: | Originally posted by Cuzo
Okay this case isn't solved yet...cuz I'm not sure myself.
Okay I remember when I was sober, I headed to the toilet to take a dump and read.
I remember my body falling at good correct decline with no weird twists, or fast burst to the shitter. So as my ass was headed to a nice healthy splashdown...as soon as my buttocks hit the shitter seat in a sharp second, I was off the toilet on floor with my undies and pants to my ankles and face planted on the floor between the book I was reading trying not wake up Mike & Jenna. So a wop swear word or two later I reacess the situation...and I get up look at the damaged and noticed it was a connection pin broken that lead to me to go fly like an eagle into the future.
My guilt pangs didn't kick in yet because I was sober enough to know that I didn't hear anything rip, tear, or break...it stealthly slipped under my ass with a gliding motion.
The reasons against me:
A) LODE LeftOver Drug Effects....damn possible that affects my ass sensitivity and hearing
B) Exploding hemmorhoids. Study me, scientists.
C) Captain Crooked became more crooked.
So these are the facts I present the TOTA judicial system...please spare my ass. |
 What freakin drama...I'm so glad to be in the UK
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