Who Would Win in a Fight- a horse sized duck, or 100 duck sized horses?
Although the horse-sized duck would have the height and power advantage,if the 100 duck-sized horses were well organised and used shrewd strategy to distract and confuse their opponent they could deliver fearful hoof powered kicks to the giant duck's soft underbelly. Herein lies the horse sized duck's weakness.
The horse sized duck would win. It could flap its huge wings to cause confusion and break up any potentially lethal synchronised mini horse attacks. its huge thick skinned webbed feet would not only squash multiple horses, but would also be immune to bites. With its big beak it could scoop up and swallow mini horses whole. Therefore it would just be a matter of time before the duck won through.
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Registered: Jan 2002
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If the Horse sized Duck approached such a battle with 'Zangief' tactics in mind, it could spread it's wings and go into a 'spin' like state with low swoops. The 100 Horses would be unable to get anywhere near the Duck which would result in victory for the Duck
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: London, UK
lol i cant believe that was in your local paper.
imo the 100 duck sized horses would win.
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Registered: Sep 2001
I reckon the horse sized duck wud win, if it used the already mentioned methods of attck, being the wing attack and spinning methoed. Also it could go on a rampage n squash all the lil horses with its webbed feet, or take flight and nose dive them, or do massive horse sized shits on to them all, or perhaps use a ultra loud quacking methiod to confues the 100 horses and then peck them to death with is bill
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Registered: Aug 2001
personally I think the 100 duck sized horses would win
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Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Posh Twickenham
are u all retards?! of course the horse sized duck would win! think of how big one of those Shire horses are and think of how big a duck is...
duck sized horses would be shit
something that could fight the beast and win would be duck sized hamsters!
Tought question, does size beat qauntity? mmmm...I think size will win
What u think the bookies would say about this?
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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Sheffield, UK
you guys are forgetting the many different types of battle that can occur.. for example, in a mid-air dual 100 duck-sized horses would not stand a chance. but on the other hand, if the fight takes place in a cave, then the mini horses would win hands down due to their outstanding manouvreability and team work.
but i do agree, in a good portion of all the circumstances that there might be surrounding the battle, the horse-sized duck would win.
Registered: Mar 2002
I jus creased wen i read that !! the monster sized duck all the way!
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Registered: Sep 2002
Location: Milton Keynes, UK
horse size duck can just squish the bastards... or... maybe it can do a chun li on em
Originally posted by Yella Fella
.. or... maybe it can do a chun li on em
Now now lets not get silly. A duck of this size and mass is not going to be very manouverable, so the high air dives are out of the question, and the legendary 'chun li kick' will only be held back by the ducks webbed feet that will act kind of like a large fan, consequently causing to much air resistance to pick up the speeds required for such a kick.