So these past few weeks ive been on a quest to find relatively recent movies that are not crap...ive just watched Prometheus. I was not impressed.
Seriously, while the movie looked nice, and i appreciate the fanservice of Charlize in tight space clothing (looking remarkably like I imagine Samus Aran would...somone should film that movie! Not Ridley Scot though) it felt that every time a minute passed the characters would drop an IQ point or two. Im not the most educated person, im not a biologist, or an animal behaviour specialist but dumb as i am i would know NOT TO PET THE GIANT HISSING VAGINA FACED SPACE COBRA! Fucking hell. Also, "How do you know the engineers created us?", "I chose to believe" ... bitch turn in your science degree, you're shit at it! And finally the way the only half decent character died is the idiocy ball cherry. Who would have guessed that running from a giant spinny spaceship thing in a straight line, just like Shaggy and fucking Scooby-doo would would get you killed. Un fucking believable.
Next on my to watch list is Avatar. Considering the hype that it got, im fully expecting it to be a complete shitfest as well.
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