|Originally posted by Jennypie|
Really? You care that much? Imo the real winner is the guy that dumps first and doesn't give a fuck about the next guy. People grossly take for granted healthy bowels. You just don't fuck with having a bowel movement, or ripping a good fart.
I mean, you're in a BATHROOM ffs. You know, the place where you shit and piss. I agree that some privacy is always preferable, but if it isn't possible then you gotta just let go.
Well, we all have our abnormal quirks, mine is having this general unease about ripping nasty rapid-fire shitmunition around strangers. The guy next to me could have been a supervisor or a lead for all I know, I never saw his face. And I don't need someone in a position of power catching wind that ol Zharen plugs the pipes here pretty bad. I see these people almost everyday, who wants to have that odious distinction?
|Originally posted by SYSTEM-J |
I don't know how anyone who has taken their fair share of drugs can still be precious about taking a shit.
LOL Jack, I don't know what that has to do with things. I've had my share of chemically altered shits as well, tbh I never enjoyed them. The experience was always strange, feeling something slide out of me, I never enjoyed it. Now I've had some euphoric pisses though. The five minute waterfall piss that leaves you all tingly and makes your toes curl inside your shoes. Those were great. And there's the whole "getting lost in your own urine bubbles," as you pee. I'm sure we've all been there at some point. But I just can't be arsed to lay down a gnarly shit while coworkers are around. I'd much rather spare them from such atrocity.