There are no "these are the things you should be talking about" since it depends who you are talking with and what you want (yes, it doesn't matter what she wants ).
1. forget stupid-ass pickup lines, they get you nowhere.
2. a good "pickup line" is neutral: "hi, what's up? how's your evening so far?" with a friendly smile
3. ignore the fact that the girl looks like Ms Universum runner-up. Just think of her as a very dense molecule heap.
4. talk to girls like you talk to guys, but avoid subjects such as army, sports in general (excluding x-treme, blading, snowboarding etc. cool things), politics and other fucking boring crap Don't try to pull some special role just because you are talking to a hot chick.
5. Get this and memorize it: "Women were made to love men".
6. Be fucking cool. No matter how much you want to get laid, just make the girl want you coz you know how to have a great time, you know interesting shit and are a generally absolutely funny & intelligent guy.
7. Start off by talking about the party/venue/DJs/sets/other people at the party/general mood/feeling since you can be sure that the girl can say something about that and won't be left speechless. Just profile her from the first moment on; where does she party, music taste, her opinion on XYZ, what gives her good vibes (this Q usually leads into whatever you want to turn it into ). Avoid boring shit like "what do you study" etc. crapola which never leads into interesting conversation.
8. Girls don't want to hear lameass lines like "you have beautiful eyes" as your 3rd or 4th comment. Complimenting is very very ill-adviced since it violates rule #6 but if you do it, be absolutely totally sincere. Don't compliment the obvious (they have heard it before a zillion times and they get the feeling that you only want to pick them up). Commenting on clothes is better if you really want to do it.
9. Girls love guys with good sense of humour. It has to be spontaneous though so don't tell jokes which someone cracked 10 years ago. Humour is also a good way to figure out if the chick is a total dumbass I mean, some people don't even understand sophisticated jokes or lines you can get in variety (kinky ) of ways.
10. Just do it.
Just say NO to banners!
Last edited by mindbender on Mar-11-2001 at 23:59