This is a Joke right ? That letter sucks ass , if i was a girl id prob laugh my arse off for about 5 years then die of laughter , i hope she a comical side coz id love to see her face when she reads that, id steal a poem off the net a real touchy one and leave your cell number at the bottom , with a few kisses and a name, more on the current letter, you say that your not good looking and that you dont have a big dick a girl does not want to hear that unless she is marilyn chambers, u mention words like shit these arn't shakespears words are they, u mention a beach , thats quite good as a beach is quite sexual but you mention Mcdonalds the root of all evil of take aways also too commercial , u say your sooooooooo lonely , jesus u have to think that u may be a looser and have no friends why else would u be lonely. just go and talk to her ffs, fucking amatures
" You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip
through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us will-
ing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert."